New beauty secret? Face-slapping procedure to make you look years younger

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SKORPI0

SKORPI0

Lifer
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Anyone here bold enough to do this? :biggrin:

YouTube - http://youtu.be/KQS--aIqBaQ

Forget Botox or plastic surgery, there's a new and different technique to firm up that flabby face. A California masseuse is now putting her beauty-secret on the market to help with sagging skin or wrinkles.
So, how does the skin-firming procedure work? By slapping a person in the face.
The treatment is billed as the "ancient Thai art of face slapping," and it will set you back $350 for a 20 minute session. For those looking for weekly smack sessions, a bundle package costs $1,000 for four sessions.
And forget about charging it to your credit card, the masseuse parlor's website says it only accepts cash.
The owner of Tata massage in San Francisco says the procedure brings out a person's beauty without invasive procedures.
The results from one session are said to last about six months.
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All these woes could be fixed, she said, and for only $350. That's how much it costs to get your face slapped at a brand-new massage parlor on Geary Boulevard that specializes in a beauty treatment billed as the "ancient Thai art of face slapping."The beautiful woman is a Bangkok-born masseuse who goes by the name of Tata. She and her husband, Mawin Sombuntham, are putting the finishing touches on their face-slapping parlor, set to open later this month. It's the first of its kind on this side of the Pacific, they said, which means they have the $350-slapping market to themselves. In Thai face slapping, unlike the "how-dare-you" kind of face slapping, the idea is to firm up flabby faces without plastic surgery or injections.
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Saint Nick

Saint Nick

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Why and how do websites always put that into copy/paste?
 
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CycloWizard

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I've actually thought about this before. From a mechanotransduction perspective, it actually makes sense: apply mechanical stress to skin and it will produce more collagen. Collagen is the active ingredient in every anti-wrinkle cream on the market. The creams cost hundreds of bucks, so why not charge hundreds of bucks to slap the crap out of you? I'll do it for free.
 
Broheim

Broheim

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does that mean that I should have been charging girls every time I dickslapped them? :colbert:
 
HamburgerBoy

HamburgerBoy

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I flog my Thai concubines with a billy-club. Am I doing it wrong or is this still acceptable?
 
Sonikku

Sonikku

Lifer
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Another "enhanced beauty" gimmick. There is someone somewhere who will promise you anything if they think you're gullible enough to hand them money. It's the same with most cosmetics. People seem to think if it comes in a really shiny sparkly box that glitters that paying a hundred times the price of something like Wet and Wild makes it a hundred times better or something. Fools should not be entrusted with money.
 
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Auric

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The pictured client does not have the sense to spend $15 on a haircut to look better (and wear a shirt that fits) before $350 on being slapped. It's as though he was already slapped silly previously, perhaps in his occupation as a sad clown.
 
Pulsar

Pulsar

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Let's ask Alky if it works. He's bitch slapped so often his face should like like a 10 year old's. Or perhaps he IS a ten year old...
 
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