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<< thanks for the WUs, wish I could stay for breakfast, but this cane is needed elsewhere!... >>


To read about the further adventures of Rowdy Ray tune here

Meanwhile, this just in, Canadian customs officials have detained several suspicious looking characters attempting to sneek back across the border into Canada. When asked what their business for visiting was, they replied"...
 
"We are on a quest to seek the Holy Grail of Lubrications to thereby unclog the WU chute at Berkeley so that our monster robotic WU harvester may <ahem> relieve himself."

To that, the Mounty replied, ...
 
and while the mounty was neffing, the suspicious looking characters made a quick get away and.......
 
Grabbed Adul on the way so that they may do what we have all dreamed of doing...
 
Just then, Adul walked up behind our heroes and attempted to tinker with the robotic harvester. This resulted in Adul's...
 
So, the evidence against Adul was insurmountable. The Mounty slapped the cuffs on Adul and led him away to the local lockup, charged with Obstruction of WUs. But, the Mounties were unaware of the legal defense power about to be unleashed upon them for then walked in...
 
that master of legality, diplomacy, decorum, home decorating ( just where did you think Martha Stewart got her stuff anyway??? ), and just-all-around-really-nice-pleasant-guy...........................................................................................................................................wait for it........
.........................................................................................................................................................................................it's coming....
......................................................................................................................................................................................you guessed it..
with a flash and an bang and a puff of smoke it's........................................Rowdy Ray carring his new shinning-- /in big echoing voice/---C-a-n-e o-f d-e-Fe-n-c-e, which he had just gotten off the...
 
home shopping channel for an absolute steal. As a hush fell over the room, Rowdy Ray slowly approached the desk where the big chief Mounty was sitting. With all eyes upon his imposing countenance, Rowdy Ray whacked the chief Mounty's desk three times with the C.a.n.e....o.f....D.e.F.e.n.s.e, cleared his throat and proclaimed in a powerful voice...
 
promise to run SETI@Home (CLI) under his own email address once they were paroled (or broke out)...whichever came first. But, in the middle of those negotiations, Adul's cell door opened and there stood...
 
Ray(with theC.A.N.E.) and the judge, discussing the virtues of distributed computing, when the judge looked at Adul and said.....
 
"My certificate to adjudicate requires me to state that you shall no longer NEF! You must eradicate the NEF or abdicate your crunchers! Now, which will it be?"

At that, Adul curled into a ball and bowled over the judge and the jailer. He then sprang up, grabbed the robotic harvester and headed out to...
 
the Pacific Northwest in search of the Team Anandtech LAN party, so he can frag some buttox and harvest some WUs. While in route, the robotic harvester started to move, then suddenly....
 
as if drawn by some invisible force, the robotic harvester turned south, dragging adul behind, toward..........
 
A place that a transmission the robotic harvester had received that led him to seek some cheap and easy WUs south of the border in...Tijuana. But along the way...
 
they stopped at the red light in the bustling town of Throckmorton, Texas. (Look it up...) Seeing an internet cafe on the corner, Adul immediately jumped off the Harvester (which he was riding without a saddle), ran in and began neffing. But it was a serious mistake to leave the Harvester unattended because from out of the blue...
 
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