Never had a "GF"...

[Cooler]

Trust me they are over rated to a degree and sometimes very dangerous. I lucky I came out alive after things when bad with my old ex.

 

[AznAnarchy99]

Originally posted by: Crescent13

Originally posted by: PhoenixOrion

Originally posted by: Crescent13
I haven't, until now


She's awesome, and just last night, we chatted on the computer for about 2 hours! :shocked:

I get to see her agian on wednesday

EDIT: I'm 14, and she's my first GF.

everybody needs an e-GF, I guess.

No we see eachother like at least twice a week, and I've never chatted with her until yesterday.

wow you sound like me and my first girlfriend.... in the 6th grade when i was 9

try to beat talking 10 hours straight on the phone with a girl =)

we both fell asleep by 7 am lol

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: drinkmorejava

Originally posted by: Crescent13
I haven't, until now


She's awesome, and just last night, we chatted on the computer for about 2 hours! :shocked:

I get to see her agian on wednesday

EDIT: I'm 14, and she's my first GF.

guess what, I talked to my gf last night for two hours face to face :shocked:

guess what? i haven't seen my g/f face to face in almost 3 months

i'll finally get to see her in a few weeks though

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon

Originally posted by: drinkmorejava

Originally posted by: Crescent13
I haven't, until now


She's awesome, and just last night, we chatted on the computer for about 2 hours! :shocked:

I get to see her agian on wednesday

EDIT: I'm 14, and she's my first GF.

guess what, I talked to my gf last night for two hours face to face :shocked:

guess what? i haven't seen my g/f face to face in almost 3 months

i'll finally get to see her in a few weeks though

Man, it sure is taking RealDoll a long time to replace your doll for you. Maybe next time you should be more careful.

 

[astrocase]

These threads scare me.

 

[datalink7]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon

Originally posted by: drinkmorejava

Originally posted by: Crescent13
I haven't, until now


She's awesome, and just last night, we chatted on the computer for about 2 hours! :shocked:

I get to see her agian on wednesday

EDIT: I'm 14, and she's my first GF.

guess what, I talked to my gf last night for two hours face to face :shocked:

guess what? i haven't seen my g/f face to face in almost 3 months

i'll finally get to see her in a few weeks though

Man, it sure is taking RealDoll a long time to replace your doll for you. Maybe next time you should be more careful.

Real dolls are kind of freaky. It's scary how some of the pictures almost look real :Q

 

[unsped]

anyone got a sister, will travel!

 

[StormRider]

I think the reason some of us have never had a girlfriend is because we are afraid we are not worthy of a girlfriend. We are so timid around them, fearing that if we say something they will know us better and realize that we are losers and reject us. Therefore, we hide in the background -- if they can't get to know us then how will they reject us?

One way to combat this is to bring girls down off the pedestal we put them on. They are not perfect! They are not too good for us! We must repeat this to ourselves. Girls fart. They burp. They get skid marks on their panties. They boobs sag with age. They leave hair everywhere. If they didn't shave, their legs would be just as hairy as our legs. If we remember these things, then we might, just might be able to get a girlfriend someday. Let's hope this day comes soon for all of us.

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon

Originally posted by: drinkmorejava

Originally posted by: Crescent13
I haven't, until now


She's awesome, and just last night, we chatted on the computer for about 2 hours! :shocked:

I get to see her agian on wednesday

EDIT: I'm 14, and she's my first GF.

guess what, I talked to my gf last night for two hours face to face :shocked:

guess what? i haven't seen my g/f face to face in almost 3 months

i'll finally get to see her in a few weeks though

Man, it sure is taking RealDoll a long time to replace your doll for you. Maybe next time you should be more careful.

haha no... she's a real woman, not a doll

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: datalink7

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Man, it sure is taking RealDoll a long time to replace your doll for you. Maybe next time you should be more careful.

Real dolls are kind of freaky. It's scary how some of the pictures almost look real :Q

Hence the name REALdoll.

 

[unsped]

Originally posted by: StormRider
I think the reason some of us have never had a girlfriend is because we are afraid we are not worthy of a girlfriend. We are so timid around them, fearing that if we say something they will know us better and realize that we are losers and reject us. Therefore, we hide in the background -- if they can't get to know us then how will they reject us?

One way to combat this is to bring girls down off the pedestal we put them on. They are not perfect! They are not too good for us! We must repeat this to ourselves. Girls fart. They burp. They get skid marks on their panties. They boobs sag with age. They leave hair everywhere. If they didn't shave, their legs would be just as hairy as our legs. If we remember these things, then we might, just might be able to get a girlfriend someday. Let's hope this day comes soon for all of us.

the truth is so hard to believe

qft

 

[astrocase]

Putting the pussy on the pedestal.....putting pussy on the pedestal....

You guys are killing me.

 

[InlineFour]

Originally posted by: StormRider
I think the reason some of us have never had a girlfriend is because we are afraid we are not worthy of a girlfriend. We are so timid around them, fearing that if we say something they will know us better and realize that we are losers and reject us. Therefore, we hide in the background -- if they can't get to know us then how will they reject us?

One way to combat this is to bring girls down off the pedestal we put them on. They are not perfect! They are not too good for us! We must repeat this to ourselves. Girls fart. They burp. They get skid marks on their panties. They boobs sag with age. They leave hair everywhere. If they didn't shave, their legs would be just as hairy as our legs. If we remember these things, then we might, just might be able to get a girlfriend someday. Let's hope this day comes soon for all of us.

your words just came right out of my mouth.

 

[Shadowknight]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon

Originally posted by: drinkmorejava

Originally posted by: Crescent13
I haven't, until now


She's awesome, and just last night, we chatted on the computer for about 2 hours! :shocked:

I get to see her agian on wednesday

EDIT: I'm 14, and she's my first GF.

guess what, I talked to my gf last night for two hours face to face :shocked:

guess what? i haven't seen my g/f face to face in almost 3 months

i'll finally get to see her in a few weeks though

Man, it sure is taking RealDoll a long time to replace your doll for you. Maybe next time you should be more careful.

Nah, he doesn't date girls at that level. He sticks with lower class girls, like Blow-Up Wanda instead. You can get a tire repair kit at Wal-Mart to fix it, instead of having to send it in for repairs

 

[zanieladie]

Originally posted by: InlineFour

Originally posted by: Descartes
I never had to actually go out and look for one, but to each their own.

How old are you?

18.

You have PLENTY of time...don't rush it.

 

[datalink7]

Originally posted by: Shadowknight

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon

Originally posted by: drinkmorejava

Originally posted by: Crescent13
I haven't, until now


She's awesome, and just last night, we chatted on the computer for about 2 hours! :shocked:

I get to see her agian on wednesday

EDIT: I'm 14, and she's my first GF.

guess what, I talked to my gf last night for two hours face to face :shocked:

guess what? i haven't seen my g/f face to face in almost 3 months

i'll finally get to see her in a few weeks though

Man, it sure is taking RealDoll a long time to replace your doll for you. Maybe next time you should be more careful.

Nah, he doesn't date girls at that level. He sticks with lower class girls, like Blow-Up Wanda instead. You can get a tire repair kit at Wal-Mart to fix it, instead of having to send it in for repairs

I went in to the local silk, leather and latex shop to get some things and decided to get an inflatable doll. I asked the guy at the counter about them and he asked me a bunch of questions to narrow down the field.

"Male or female?"

"Female"

"Black or white?"

"Hmmm, White"

"Christian or Muslim?"

"What the hell does religion have to do with it?"

"The Muslim one blows itself up."

 

[deerslayer]

Girlfriends are a pain in the ass anyhow. Save yourself the headache.

 

[CarlKillerMiller]

I never had one, but realized that saying that I wasn't "looking for one" in high school was a placeholder for "I'm not attractive enough and have a serious self-confidence problem".

If you're really not looking for a girlfriend, that's reasonable, we all have different priorities. If you're using that as a rationalization for why you were never able to get one, then you should reevaluate your priorities and look to making some positive changes.

 

[drinkmorejava]

Originally posted by: eos

Originally posted by: drinkmorejava

guess what, I talked to my gf last night for two hours face to face :shocked:

Christ. About what?

I don't know, when you're in a good relationship you can just do that

Originally posted by: AznAnarchy99

wow you sound like me and my first girlfriend.... in the 6th grade when i was 9

try to beat talking 10 hours straight on the phone with a girl =)

we both fell asleep by 7 am lol

My question is, why didn't you just go out and actually see eachother if you had 10 hours?

 

[Sentinel]

Originally posted by: Mo0o

Originally posted by: InlineFour
i know i'm not supermodel material like JLGatsby, but i'm definately not the ugliest of the bunch.

Then there should be girls interested in you. Must be your personality i guess

Like a rock.

 

[FelixDeCat]

Originally posted by: deerslayer
Girlfriends are a pain in the ass anyhow. Save yourself the headache.

Whats the matter? You dont like fish? :laugh:

How about being b*tched at?

No wait, Ill bet you miss being forced to go shopping.

 

[CarlKillerMiller]

Originally posted by: unsped

Originally posted by: StormRider
I think the reason some of us have never had a girlfriend is because we are afraid we are not worthy of a girlfriend. We are so timid around them, fearing that if we say something they will know us better and realize that we are losers and reject us. Therefore, we hide in the background -- if they can't get to know us then how will they reject us?

One way to combat this is to bring girls down off the pedestal we put them on. They are not perfect! They are not too good for us! We must repeat this to ourselves. Girls fart. They burp. They get skid marks on their panties. They boobs sag with age. They leave hair everywhere. If they didn't shave, their legs would be just as hairy as our legs. If we remember these things, then we might, just might be able to get a girlfriend someday. Let's hope this day comes soon for all of us.

the truth is so hard to believe

qft

Sorry to double post, but I had to quote this for truth.

Everyone should listen to what Stormrider has to say here, he's a smart guy.

 

[Sentinel]

Originally posted by: CarlKillerMiller

Originally posted by: unsped

Originally posted by: StormRider
I think the reason some of us have never had a girlfriend is because we are afraid we are not worthy of a girlfriend. We are so timid around them, fearing that if we say something they will know us better and realize that we are losers and reject us. Therefore, we hide in the background -- if they can't get to know us then how will they reject us?

One way to combat this is to bring girls down off the pedestal we put them on. They are not perfect! They are not too good for us! We must repeat this to ourselves. Girls fart. They burp. They get skid marks on their panties. They boobs sag with age. They leave hair everywhere. If they didn't shave, their legs would be just as hairy as our legs. If we remember these things, then we might, just might be able to get a girlfriend someday. Let's hope this day comes soon for all of us.

the truth is so hard to believe

qft

Sorry to double post, but I had to quote this for truth.

Everyone should listen to what Stormrider has to say here, he's a smart guy.

I really hope you aren't serious, that is true and girls are people just like you or me. What the hell are we in 3rd grade?

 

[yobarman]

Originally posted by: unsped

Originally posted by: StormRider
I think the reason some of us have never had a girlfriend is because we are afraid we are not worthy of a girlfriend. We are so timid around them, fearing that if we say something they will know us better and realize that we are losers and reject us. Therefore, we hide in the background -- if they can't get to know us then how will they reject us?

One way to combat this is to bring girls down off the pedestal we put them on. They are not perfect! They are not too good for us! We must repeat this to ourselves. Girls fart. They burp. They get skid marks on their panties. They boobs sag with age. They leave hair everywhere. If they didn't shave, their legs would be just as hairy as our legs. If we remember these things, then we might, just might be able to get a girlfriend someday. Let's hope this day comes soon for all of us.

the truth is so hard to believe

qft

ROFL. Story of Stormrider's lame girl-less life.

 

[yobarman]

Originally posted by: InlineFour
only reason why i'd consider to have a girl friend is because "everyone else has one", which is a stupid reason. you feel like the oddball in your group when you're single. however, relationships can't be forced so i'll just wait for that perfect someone.

If that's your only reason then you're missing the point. If you only have one reason it should be having sex with them