Neutrino Jokes by Braznor

[Braznor]

A Neutrino walks into an Ice cream parlor.

The kid behind the counter asked. "Can I take ya order?:

The neutrino looked over at the choices of ice cream available and said. "Err, uhm, I want a banana cream....wait, no, a strawberry,,,,wait no, vanilla ....nope nope, a chocolate sprinkles..wait nope....a...."

"I make minimum wage up, pal, make up your mind already...." The kid got impatient.

The neutrino replied. "I can't help it, I gotta keep changing flavors...."

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A neutrino shows up a sperm donation bank.

The doctor said. "Just what the hell are ya doing here? You are sterile....."

 

[shortylickens]

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[LBAR]

thanx..hhaa

 

[DigDog]

Science and jokes dont mix

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Science and jokes dont mix

It's all relative.

 

[LBAR]

yehh obvi

 

[Darwin333]

I wrote a speed of light joke but a neutrino beat me to it.

I'd tell you a neutrino joke but it would probably go right through you.

 

[LBAR]

who were u saying that joke to??

 

[Jon-T]

Science and jokes dont mix

Two Atoms are walking down the street when one suddenly stops and says "hey I lost an electron!"

The second atom asks "Are you sure"

to which the first atom replies "Yes! I'm positive"!

 

[DigDog]

 

[nakedfrog]

Johnny was a chemist's son, but Johnny is no more.
What Johnny thought was H2O, was H2SO4.