Neuralink brain implants

[Steltek]

https://www.cnn.com/2022/11/30/tech/elon-musk-neuralink-show-and-tell-scn/index.html

Just looking at Elon, you can guess what he is most interested in.....

Monthly subscription revenue stream options, anyone?

 

[BoomerD]

From the thread in P&N, the trials on monkeys were disastrous.

 

[Charmonium]

I'm sorry. I can't talk right now since Elon turned off my brain. However I do have quite the assortment of canned responses.

OK, I'm being told I'm always like that. Even so, check out those responses. Such an artful curation.

 

[Charmonium]

OK, here's the first one. And it's pretty much a mind blower.

 

[MrSquished]

I hope he goes first

 

[lxskllr]

OK, here's the first one. And it's pretty much a mind blower.

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[Charmonium]

Cool. I'm going look for something like next time I'm shopping. I figured it would be an extreme specialty item.

 

[lxskllr]

It's kinda specialty unless you're from the north east. I have to order from amazon. They don't sell it on the shelves down here.

 

[IronWing]

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That stuff is… delicious. Not as good as this

but still very good.

 

[lxskllr]

That stuff is… delicious. Not as good as this
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but still very good.

Where would I find that?

 

[IronWing]

Where would I find that?

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[brianmanahan]

From the thread in P&N, the trials on monkeys were disastrous.

i take it the monkeys were posting on P&N?

 

[Kaido]

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Oh man...how old am I...

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

That brown bread was killer stuff, but I haven't seen it in 20 years at least.

 

[sdifox]

OK, here's the first one. And it's pretty much a mind blower.

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I know Tamiya from plastic models and RC, didn't know about canned bread.

Pretty sure canned bread has been a thing sinces WWII. Never mind, 1920s

What's the Deal With Canned Bread?

B&M Canned Brown Bread (with or without raisins) is a classic dish for New Englanders. Read on to learn what canned bread is, how you're supposed to eat it, and how you can make your own at home.

www.allrecipes.com

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[waffleironhead]

Ill take your canned bread and offer up a can of dehydrated water to wash it down.

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[Geekbabe]

From the thread in P&N, the trials on monkeys were disastrous.

I have 99 problems… a brain implant won’t be added to them.

 

[Charmonium]

I have 99 problems… a brain implant won’t be added to them.

But what if you already have one? Those ETs are nothing if not sneaky.

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

So, nobody's gonna do a Muskutus of N'Link mockup?

 

[MrSquished]

It's actually quite possible that Elon already has a beta neuralink in his brain for the last year and change. I mean I thought he was just a terrible person, But maybe it's just his own product.

 

[Charmonium]

picky locality.

Down South we'd call that being persnickety. Which, BTW, is an actual word. And no one will think less of you if you try to find opportunities to use it.

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

I used it this morning on another site. It fit perfectly

 

[Fanatical Meat]

It's kinda specialty unless you're from the north east. I have to order from amazon. They don't sell it on the shelves down here.

I’m from the Northeast and yes I have seen this in stores but it certainly isn’t a local delicacy. I know I’ve had it can’t think of the last time it was. Bread isn’t bad but it’s more of a desert or side than say a decent roll or piece of bread.

 

[lxskllr]

it’s more of a desert or side than say a decent roll or piece of bread.

Yea, I'd buy that. It's a quick bread. Good for breakfast, which is what I typically eat it for. I take a piece to work instead of a granola bar for something different. Lightly sweet, but not overbearing imo. It falls short of being cake.

 

[igor_kavinski]

They are doing it wrong. If they vibrate kyber crystals just right and tune into the frequency of neurons, the brain will see the computer interface superimposed onto regular eyesight. Then just think and do.