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Nessie sighted?

KaOTiK said:
After rigorous training, for their final test and to become an official monster expert they must capture a chupacabra
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I wonder what they do with them after capture; release it? Maybe they catch the same one over and over like a local feral cat.
 
lxskllr said:
Who knew the US military had monster experts? I wonder what kind of training they had :^D
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lol When I got to that part I had to stop and think WTF??? Actually, that just made the story so much better. No one ever makes that claim, so it must be legit!
 
Last week, Japanese scientists placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Cort Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally.

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Decades of hunting the monster and the guy has only a terrible digital camera and takes only one picture. Also, the vantage of that picture is such that he was high up on a mast or it was very close to his boat (or both). Why one pic? Why no vid? It's all laughable.
 
Bateluer said:
When Loch Ness is completely drained or when a Nessie corpse is discovered.
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Nope, you realize Nessie winters in the Loch Ness mud, right? Burrows down deep and hangs out for months. If they drain the loch and don't find her it's because she is down in the mud hiding. I thought everybody knew this.

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That dailymail song is awesome. I started reading the DM religiously a month ago because I hate myself. It's exactly as the song says.
 
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Doppel said:
Nope, you realize Nessie winters in the Loch Ness mud, right? Burrows down deep and hangs out for months. If they drain the loch and don't find her it's because she is down in the mud hiding. I thought everybody knew this.
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Don't forget the underground cave system that connects Loch Ness with the North Sea.

Although how crappy would be if someone ended up killing Nessy just so they could have proof...
 
Childs said:
Don't forget the underground cave system that connects Loch Ness with the North Sea.

Although how crappy would be if someone ended up killing Nessy just so they could have proof...
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I tell you true: if I ever see Bigfoot and I have a rifle with me I will shoot his head off to prove it with his body.
 
The military monster experts are those who were able to find and kill the snipe that had been set loose on the Kobayashi Maru.
 
Doppel said:
I tell you true: if I ever see Bigfoot and I have a rifle with me I will shoot his head off to prove it with his body.
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I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he's fuzzy, get out of here.

-MH, RIP
 
Gibsons said:
I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he's fuzzy, get out of here.

-MH, RIP
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