Neo-con, Liberal, socialist, libertarian, <insert political party here> lightbulb jokes

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I'm an avid fan of Andrew Sullivan's blog and he started posting a ton of "How many neocons does it take to screw in a light bulb" jokes today on his blog... i submitted one of those and it got posted, w00t! Post some of your own!

http://andrewsullivan.theatlan...7/neocon-joke-upd.html

Q. How many neocons does it take to screw in a light bulb.

A. None. God won't let their light bulbs go out. And it's an impertinent question.

or

A. None. George Bush predicts the light bulb will be fully capable of changing itself within 3 months. <-- my submission

http://andrewsullivan.theatlan...7/another-neocon-.html

http://andrewsullivan.theatlan...7/neocon-joke-u-2.html

http://andrewsullivan.theatlan...07/here-they-come.html

http://andrewsullivan.theatlan...7/07/neocon-jokes.html

http://andrewsullivan.theatlan...7/headline-of-the.html