Neighbor's dog keeps climbing up on my deck

[IGBT]

..a rat trap wit peanut butter smeared on it.

 

[0roo0roo]

you can fatten the hell out of the dog. leave all your scraps out. after a while the owner is gonna be like wtf... he's not eating kibble and getting all fat and sh*t. and he can't stop u from leaving stuff out on ur property.. only choice left is to control the dog.

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: IGBT
..a rat trap wit peanut butter smeared on it.

thats not funny. i dont even care if you were kidding.

 

[essasin]

1. tell your neighbor to get your dog off your property
2. If he does not comply: report to the autorities, take a shovel and throw the dog crap onto his house, take a crapper on his yard, and take a picture to post on ATOT
3. If that does not work shoot the owner

I wouldnt do anything to the dog because a dog does not no any better, its more of the owners fault.

 

[imported_Phil]

Originally posted by: redly
Talk to the neighbor...BORING!!!! Police...BORING!!! Animal Control....BORING!!!
I want to have some fun with this, and possibly embarass the neighbor into keeping his dog away

Fine.
Dress the dog up in a tutu, braid it's hair, dye the tail, etc. Make it look like an overdressed poodle.

The neighbour won't allow the dog anywhere near you.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: Dopefiend

Originally posted by: redly
Talk to the neighbor...BORING!!!! Police...BORING!!! Animal Control....BORING!!!
I want to have some fun with this, and possibly embarass the neighbor into keeping his dog away

Fine.
Dress the dog up in a tutu, braid it's hair, dye the tail, etc. Make it look like an overdressed poodle.

The neighbour won't allow the dog anywhere near you.

:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:/:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

 

[Specop 007]

Originally posted by: gabemcg
why not just politely ask the neighbor to keep a better eye on his dog, or to keep him on one of theose "zip-line" things

am I the only one who thought of the obvious?

Because in todays society, the problem is not with the other party, its with YOU. Your neighbors music too loud? Well, its YOUR fault for being such a sensitive bastard, they have a RIGHT to blast it at 3 in the morning you know. Neighbors dog barking or bothering you? Well, thats YOUR fault for being a dog hater, not their fault for being poor owners. The list goes on and on.
The only thing talking to them will do is mark you as a target for anything that might happen to the dog. Your best bet is to "SSS", although in the case not necesarrily shoot. But nonetheless, talking to them will accomplish nothing, I'll bet money on it.

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Originally posted by: sharkeeper
If it's a small dog...

ROFL!

 

[Sheepathon]

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
you can fatten the hell out of the dog. leave all your scraps out. after a while the owner is gonna be like wtf... he's not eating kibble and getting all fat and sh*t. and he can't stop u from leaving stuff out on ur property.. only choice left is to control the dog.

 

[0roo0roo]

yea, steal the dogs affection and make it a behavoral nightmare

 

[magomago]

exlax+carn honr+gates to trap the dog

true you can just call the cops...but there is no fun in that!