So I've got one of those neighbors...you know, crap all over the yard, mangey mut that craps in my yard, old beat up truck that he is "restoring", but never seems to figure out how to install the muffler.
Today, I had some really stinky garbage (courtesy of my 1yr old) that I had to get out of the house. I didn't have time to run it to the garage, so I set it on the deck. I came back later to find dog prints in the dirt and the garbage bag ripped up and garbage all over the deck.
No big deal, dogs will be dogs.
SO, what should I do to scare this little fvcker next time he comes to my deck?
My first thought was to make a suicide cord (extension cord cut off with the bare conductors exposed) and put some peanut butter or something on the wires...but my wife said I might get sued...hehe. Now I'm thinking of rigging up a car horn to a motion sensor.
Any ideas??
Today, I had some really stinky garbage (courtesy of my 1yr old) that I had to get out of the house. I didn't have time to run it to the garage, so I set it on the deck. I came back later to find dog prints in the dirt and the garbage bag ripped up and garbage all over the deck.
No big deal, dogs will be dogs.
SO, what should I do to scare this little fvcker next time he comes to my deck?
My first thought was to make a suicide cord (extension cord cut off with the bare conductors exposed) and put some peanut butter or something on the wires...but my wife said I might get sued...hehe. Now I'm thinking of rigging up a car horn to a motion sensor.
Any ideas??
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