Here is the low down.
I live on a very busy street, and I do not like to park my ride out there becasue i know of at least 5 people who have had their cars hit. Where i live, its nice becasue there is a road that goes behind my house that is a 1 way street, that is not busy at all, so that is where i park. Its much easier to park there because i have a back entrance to my house.
So, i have been parking on the city street for about 6 months now. Yesterday, my girlfriend goes out to her car to find a note that says, "Stop parking your fvcking car here"
Today, when I came home from lunch, i was trying to get of my car. I got blocked in by this irate lady in her ford explorer so i couldnt get out of my car.
She starts yelling at me for parking my car on her street, which she lives about 100yards down from where i park. She said that parking on that street is for the residents only. I told her that until i see a sign saying, "no parking for jackson ave residents" then i wont park there.
She said, "I have a lot of money, i can make that happen, and i have 4 cars, and i am going to park them all here so you cant" Then she goes on to say how inconsiderate it is to park on the road. What a beeotch
The only sign on the road about parking is that there are no RV's or semi's to be parked on the road.
There are NEVER any other cars that park there. Never ever ever.
So, i wrote a nice little note that says
Listen Lady, I hav been parking here for 6 months, and i am going to keep parking here just to piss you off. I dont care how much money you have. If anything happens to any car up here, i will go to the cops. Also, if i even hear of you writing another note on a car here, i am going to take that to the cops, and file charges for harassment. You dont know who you are dealing with, and your threats to park your cars here hold less water than a paper bag.
If us parking here bothers you so much, you should find a hobby - may i suggest trying not to be a sobbing bitch.
I signed it with my full name and my phone number.
Ohhh i hope this lady calls me - even better i hope her husband calls.
What would you guys do in this situtation?
I live on a very busy street, and I do not like to park my ride out there becasue i know of at least 5 people who have had their cars hit. Where i live, its nice becasue there is a road that goes behind my house that is a 1 way street, that is not busy at all, so that is where i park. Its much easier to park there because i have a back entrance to my house.
So, i have been parking on the city street for about 6 months now. Yesterday, my girlfriend goes out to her car to find a note that says, "Stop parking your fvcking car here"
Today, when I came home from lunch, i was trying to get of my car. I got blocked in by this irate lady in her ford explorer so i couldnt get out of my car.
She starts yelling at me for parking my car on her street, which she lives about 100yards down from where i park. She said that parking on that street is for the residents only. I told her that until i see a sign saying, "no parking for jackson ave residents" then i wont park there.
She said, "I have a lot of money, i can make that happen, and i have 4 cars, and i am going to park them all here so you cant" Then she goes on to say how inconsiderate it is to park on the road. What a beeotch
The only sign on the road about parking is that there are no RV's or semi's to be parked on the road.
There are NEVER any other cars that park there. Never ever ever.
So, i wrote a nice little note that says
Listen Lady, I hav been parking here for 6 months, and i am going to keep parking here just to piss you off. I dont care how much money you have. If anything happens to any car up here, i will go to the cops. Also, if i even hear of you writing another note on a car here, i am going to take that to the cops, and file charges for harassment. You dont know who you are dealing with, and your threats to park your cars here hold less water than a paper bag.
If us parking here bothers you so much, you should find a hobby - may i suggest trying not to be a sobbing bitch.
I signed it with my full name and my phone number.
Ohhh i hope this lady calls me - even better i hope her husband calls.
What would you guys do in this situtation?
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