Neighbor Ethics: Making loud noises while doing it

[Shame]

Originally posted by: Modeps

Originally posted by: deathkoba
My ex gf used to scream obscene words when we were doing it. I never thought once that it was necessary. Annoying indeed.

You've got problems if you dont like your girl saying dirty words when you're hitting it.

I think the problem lies in the fact that the profanities were directed at him.

 

[Modeps]

Originally posted by: Shame

Originally posted by: Modeps

Originally posted by: deathkoba
My ex gf used to scream obscene words when we were doing it. I never thought once that it was necessary. Annoying indeed.

You've got problems if you dont like your girl saying dirty words when you're hitting it.

I think the problem lies in the fact that the profanities were directed at him.

HAHA :laugh:

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

Originally posted by: FlyLice

Originally posted by: Kelvrick
How often? I mean, once in a while, I'd forget about it by the next morning aside from a look to the guy when I met him. Every other day and I'll get annoyed.

Almost every Sunday morning at 5am.

No worries here... as long as they didn't bother my wife and I about our various noise making.

 

[rh71]

retaliation sex :thumbsup:

 

[meltdown75]

Ah my roommate from my 1st year dorm in Uni would do the nasty with his g/f and the room was only like 16 x 16.

That's not very big when someone else is in the room. Voices aren't the sounds you're worrying about... *squish squish* ahHAHAHa

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: Oger
Humans are animals, what do you expect ?

Next time you have sex (if you ever do), do what the fish do, have her spew her eggs on the floor, then you can do your thing on top of them, is that quiet enough for you ?

LMAO!

 

[CRXican]

I would have masturbated while listening

 

[Starbuck1975]

I had a couple living next to my apartment who would routinely go at it at around 3am...the banging of their headboard was so loud and forceful against the thin walls of our building that my kitchen cabinets would shake a bit, and the plaster started to chip...that, and the girl was a screamer with a filthy mouth that would make her daddy proud.

I eventually got tired of waking up to the noises of their banging...so I started playing pots and pans drums to their rhythm, singing my take on tribal music...it worked like a charm...the banging stopped soon after.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: FlyLice
Inspired by the gym thread.

In college my roommate and I would often wake up to the sound of sex in the morning. The occupants of the unit above us would make very loud noises while doing it and the bed would shake. Good thing the guy never lasted more than 10 minutes, but very annoying.

Edit: They have sex at 5am Sunday usually, which I'm guessing is when they come back from all the Saturday nite partying.

Did it make you horny? Did you and your roommate spoon while listening? Did it twitch? :Q

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: CRXican
I would have masturbated while listening

:laugh: gotta love the brutal honesty!

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: b0mbrman

Originally posted by: PricklyPete

Originally posted by: rbloedow
I never understood people who make loud noises during sex.

It is usually the girl who makes the noise...so that would be understandable...

I'd recommend cheering loudly enough that they can hear you...loud enough to kill the mood even. They might have no idea how loud they actually are

Offer coaching advice too.

- M4H

 

[imported_Phil]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
Ah my roommate from my 1st year dorm in Uni would do the nasty with his g/f and the room was only like 16 x 16.

That's not very big when someone else is in the room. Voices aren't the sounds you're worrying about... *squish squish* ahHAHAHa

Oh. My. God.

Exactly the same thing with my roommate from my first year of University.
That's just weird.


Oh, and not nice to hear :laugh:

 

[imported_Phil]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: b0mbrman

Originally posted by: PricklyPete

Originally posted by: rbloedow
I never understood people who make loud noises during sex.

It is usually the girl who makes the noise...so that would be understandable...

I'd recommend cheering loudly enough that they can hear you...loud enough to kill the mood even. They might have no idea how loud they actually are

Offer coaching advice too.

- M4H

Bets that he'll yell "DHITB"?

 

[MegaWorks]

I like it when I make her scram.

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: MegaWorks
I like it when I make her scram.

Scram? As in run away?

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Dopefiend

Originally posted by: meltdown75
Ah my roommate from my 1st year dorm in Uni would do the nasty with his g/f and the room was only like 16 x 16.

That's not very big when someone else is in the room. Voices aren't the sounds you're worrying about... *squish squish* ahHAHAHa

Oh. My. God.

Exactly the same thing with my roommate from my first year of University.
That's just weird.


Oh, and not nice to hear :laugh:

You should go stand right over his bed and shout words of encouragement to him while he's doing her. Like "Go Ben Go!", "Show her who's the boss" or "You da man!" It would be even better if you were drunk and holding a beer!

Do this everytime he brings someone home and I bet he stops.

 

[DrPizza]

wow... the thead lasted this long without pointing out the obvious:
She's only getting it once a week...
If she's hot, approach her on... lets say Wednesday...
"I can hear you on sunday mornings when you and your boyfriend... you know. You sound soooooo sexy, ... " continue hitting on her... profit.

 

[Merlyn3D]

Originally posted by: rbloedow
I never understood people who make loud noises during sex.

You've never pleased a woman quite right then. We can keep it down, but if you hit the woman in just the right spots, you WILL make her loud.

 

[FlyLice]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
wow... the thead lasted this long without pointing out the obvious:
She's only getting it once a week...
If she's hot, approach her on... lets say Wednesday...
"I can hear you on sunday mornings when you and your boyfriend... you know. You sound soooooo sexy, ... " continue hitting on her... profit.

It's the guy's apt. I'm sure they do it the rest of the week at the ho's place.

 

[thirdlegstump]

Originally posted by: Modeps

Originally posted by: deathkoba
My ex gf used to scream obscene words when we were doing it. I never thought once that it was necessary. Annoying indeed.

You've got problems if you dont like your girl saying dirty words when you're hitting it.

Well if it were something like "oh gawd that feels incredible" quietly, I wouldn't have a problem. When she starts YELLING "God fvckin damnit keep slamming that fat c*ck deep in my a**" or "let me taste my a** juice off that nasty c*ck now" you start to wonder if she's the right girl especially when your mom is sleeping upstairs. And no I'm not kidding. Although I miss the nasty stuff at times, my current gf is much more intelligent, elegant and keeps my interest more. Plus we live together now separately from my parents so she can make all the noise she wants.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

As long as they're doing it in English and I can understand what she's screaming, hell yeah. That's hot.

 

[shuan24]

Originally posted by: deathkoba

Originally posted by: Modeps

Originally posted by: deathkoba
My ex gf used to scream obscene words when we were doing it. I never thought once that it was necessary. Annoying indeed.

You've got problems if you dont like your girl saying dirty words when you're hitting it.

Well if it were something like "oh gawd that feels incredible" quietly, I wouldn't have a problem. When she starts YELLING "God fvckin damnit keep slamming that fat c*ck deep in my a**" or "let me taste my a** juice off that nasty c*ck now" you start to wonder if she's the right girl especially when your mom is sleeping upstairs. And no I'm not kidding. Although I miss the nasty stuff at times, my current gf is much more intelligent, elegant and keeps my interest more. Plus we live together now separately from my parents so she can make all the noise she wants.

whoa that was a little too much information there dude.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: PrinceofWands
Sex is never wrong...not in any way, not for any reason.

If you add "between consenting adults", then it's all good. Non-consenting or non-adult, then it's not so good.

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: deathkoba
Well if it were something like "oh gawd that feels incredible" quietly, I wouldn't have a problem. When she starts YELLING "God fvckin damnit keep slamming that fat c*ck deep in my a**" or "let me taste my a** juice off that nasty c*ck now" you start to wonder if she's the right girl especially when your mom is sleeping upstairs.

Maybe she was just repeating what she read on one of your *&%* popups, spyware boy :|

 

[thirdlegstump]

Bah. Use firefox.