Nef-related song lyrics!!!

MaxDSP

Lifer
May 15, 2001
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As I walk through the valley of the threads of OT
I take a look at my life and realise there's nuthin' posted
coz I've been neffing and laughing so long, that
even my mama thinks that my mind is neffed up
but I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it
me be treated like a punk you know that's unposted of
you better watch how you're talking, and where you're posting
or you and your homies might be lined in chalk
I really hate to trip but i gotta Mod
As I Grow I see myself in the pistol smoke, fool
I'm the kinda G the little newbies wanna be like
on my knees in the night, saying prayers in the streetlight.


been spending most my life,
Living in a neffer's paradise
Been spending most my life,
living in a neffer's paradise

Can you think of any?

:D


EDIT: Gangsta's Paradise by Coolio
 

Czar

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
28,510
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I've got the understanding of a 4-year-old
I've got the piece of mind of a killer soul
I've got the rational of a New York cop
I've got the patience of a chopping block yeah

nef like I do
nef like I do (oh my god this is the best)
nef like I do
nef like I do (oh my god this is the best)

I've got the accumend of a season broke
I've got the lack of say of a billion souls
I've got the world on my back but I don't seem to care
I've got the comprehension of a world unaware yeah

nef like I do
nef like I do (oh my god this is the best)
nef like I do (mm..I want you to nef like I do)
nef like I do
(oh my god this is the best.. can't you nef like I do?)

can't you
can't you nef like I do
can't you
can't you nef like I do

laid down my back I can't sleep cause I'm falling
eyes in my teeth I can't see cause I'm eating
head full of noise I can't think cause it's crushing
back on my feet like a freight trian I'm coming

can everybody nef like I do
can everybody nef like I do (oh my god this is..)

can't you can't you nef like I do
can't you can't you nef like I do (oh my god this is..)

can't you nef can't you nef can't you nef like I do
can't you nef can't you nef can't you nef like I do...
can't you nef can't you nef can't you nef like me...


Hardly had to change it ;) "Crystal Method & Filter - (can't you) Trip like I do"



 

MaxDSP

Lifer
May 15, 2001
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<< dude...way too much time. >>




The bosses are screaming for productivity and if this aint it, I dont know what is. :D

Also post the artist and the song you are neffizing.
 

chiwawa626

Lifer
Aug 15, 2000
12,013
0
0
It's alright to be a neffer
It's alright to post all day and run amuck
Poop a buncha threads and say things suck
It's alright to be a neffer
hang around the forums on a Friday night
Just cuz u wanna fit in and feel alright

It's alright, it's alright, it's alright to be a neffer
It's alright to be a neffer
It's alright to post all day
Drink a couple beers and stay up postin late
It's good to be a neffer....
Piss off the mods becuase u want em to be up tight
just so u know u did a good job tonite..

It's alright, it's alright
It's alright to be a neffer

The elite members are gonna cry
And the mods are gonna fry
Oh, you know it
Your made repost now
So bonkers is gonna come down and blow it

It's alright to be a nefer
It's alright to have a online girlfriend
Name'a hot sexy4u
That don't mind a little chat
as long as its on yahoo
Party on the off topic
By the light of the moon
postin all nite to a raving tune

It's alright, it's alright
It's alright to be a neffer
It's alright, it's alright
It's alright to be a neffer

Yeah, it's alright, it's just right,
It's alright to be a neffer




taken from the original song ALAN JACKSON - It's Alright To Be A Redneck
eek just to let u know i hate country, but this was a funny song i saw on tv yesterday when channel surfin..
 

LordMaul

Lifer
Nov 16, 2000
15,168
1
0
As I walk through the valley of the threads in AT
I take a look at my status and realise there's not much left
coz I've been neffing and flamin' so long, that
even my mama thinks that I fscked AT up
but I ain't never crossed a geek that didn't deserve it
me be treated like a Junior you know that's unheard of
you better watch how you're talking, and where you're neffin'
or you and your newbies might be lined in chalk
I really hate to trip but I gotta Mod
As I Grow I see myself in the keyboard smoke, fool
I'm the kinda 1337 the little newbies wanna be like
on my knees in the night, makin' posts till the daylight


been spending most my life,
Neffing in a OT paradise
Been spending most my life,
Neffing in a OT paradise

Sorry, yours needed help. :D
 

MaxDSP

Lifer
May 15, 2001
10,056
0
71


<< As I walk through the valley of the threads in AT
I take a look at my status and realise there's not much left
coz I've been neffing and flamin' so long, that
even my mama thinks that I fscked AT up
but I ain't never crossed a geek that didn't deserve it
me be treated like a Junior you know that's unheard of
you better watch how you're talking, and where you're neffin'
or you and your newbies might be lined in chalk
I really hate to trip but I gotta Mod
As I Grow I see myself in the keyboard smoke, fool
I'm the kinda 1337 the little newbies wanna be like
on my knees in the night, makin' posts till the daylight


been spending most my life,
Neffing in a OT paradise
Been spending most my life,
Neffing in a OT paradise

Sorry, yours needed help. :D
>>




Damnit, mine pales in comparison. Although <pulls down pants> see if you can improve upon that ;)
 

LordMaul

Lifer
Nov 16, 2000
15,168
1
0
I'm Only Happy WHen I Nef - Neffage

I'm only happy when I NEF
I'm only happy when there's threads to crap in
and I know ya can't appreciate it,
I'm only happy when I nef...

You know I love it when the threads are bad,
That's why I feel so good if A Junior gets banned,
I'm only happy when I nef...

Pouring your flames down
Pouring your flames down on me,
Pouring your flames down
Pouring your flames down on me,

I'm only happy when I nef,
I feel so good when threads are goin' strong,
I only see pics from bad, bad Thereds,
I'm only happy when I nef...

I only smile when they say, "FARK!",
My only comfort is my flaming knack,
I didn't accidently crap that thread,
I'm only happy when I nef,
You'll get my message by the time I'm through,
When I complain about bein' banned like you,
I'm only happy when I nef...

Pouring your flames down
Pouring your flames down on me,
Pouring your flames down
Pouring your flames down on me,
Pouring your flames down
Pouring your flames down on me,
You can flame me lke Red Dawn as long since I just don't care,
I'm only happy when it rains...

You wanna hear about my member position,
I'm riding high upon Ne0s CS server,

Pouring your flames down
Pouring your flames down on me,
Pouring your flames down
Pouring your flames down on me...

(From I'm Only Happy WHen It Rains - Garbage)


:D:D:D:D
 

LordMaul

Lifer
Nov 16, 2000
15,168
1
0


<< Damnit, mine pales in comparison. Although <pulls down pants> see if you can improve upon that ;) >>




Oh yeah? Well, fsck you too.

*Turns around and walks out on his 3 legs...err...3 legs? Wait a minute...*


;) :D
 

MaxDSP

Lifer
May 15, 2001
10,056
0
71


<<

<< Damnit, mine pales in comparison. Although <pulls down pants> see if you can improve upon that ;) >>




Oh yeah? Well, fsck you too.

*Turns around and walks out on his 3 legs...err...3 legs? Wait a minute...*


;) :D
>>




ROFLMAO :D
 

WhiteWonder

Diamond Member
Feb 22, 2001
3,168
0
0


<< is it just my PC or does your's make fallenoncrack's post look unformatted? >>



nope, its not just your pc...........
 

chiwawa626

Lifer
Aug 15, 2000
12,013
0
0
Old Mean Mod had a forum
ei ei ooo
with a nef nef here
and nef nef there
and every where a nef nef...
 

MaxDSP

Lifer
May 15, 2001
10,056
0
71


<< What is "NEF"? >>



It's a type of weed that grows nowhere else but in the Nevada desert during the month of August. Most anandtechers seem to be fascinated by it. Join In!!:D