How about...
"Here lies the remains of the last two people who tried to make someone else do their homework for them, so they would get all the credit. They knew they could accomplish their menial homework assignments by themselves, but they chose the easy way out. Now, they are 10-20-20 fertilizer."
I wish I could get someone to do my job when I didn't feel like doing it, or was not ~Ahem~ able to.