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Monel Funkawitz

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Oct 12, 1999
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How about...

"Here lies the remains of the last two people who tried to make someone else do their homework for them, so they would get all the credit. They knew they could accomplish their menial homework assignments by themselves, but they chose the easy way out. Now, they are 10-20-20 fertilizer."

I wish I could get someone to do my job when I didn't feel like doing it, or was not ~Ahem~ able to. ;)
 

EnragedPC

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Jul 27, 2000
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no all i need is the background you douche bag i already have the epitaph written


Your attitude and language needs improvement.

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EnragedPC

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You guys dont get it I already have written the Epitaph I just need a tombstone background to put the Epitaph on
 

Yo Ma Ma

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A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to

inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a

lawyer."

The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for

passersby would tend to think that three men were buried under the

stone.

However he suggested an alternative: He would inscribe, "Here lies a man

who

was both honest and a lawyer." That way, whenever anyone walked by the

tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark:

"That's Strange!"
>>



Take a look at http://www.farm.net/~robin/gravestones/, there are some there.
 

Zoltar

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<< no all i need is the background you douche bag i already have the epitaph written >>


FSCK you.

Write the sh!t yourself douchebag.