Need to create a silly bill for my government class...

[chiwawa626]

Need to create a silly Bill for my government class...any ideas? Some examples were "everyone is required to have a leashed monkey" and to build a tupac statue on our school

Basicly it has to do with something that effects the school... heh help

 

[StageLeft]

Glad to see they're still passing out acid in class!

 

[Jzero]

How about a bill requiring women to attend a criminal trial and sign a death warrant before they can get an abortion?

Oh wait, I think that's been done before

 

[notfred]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Glad to see they're still passing out acid in class!

How about a bill that mandates passing out acid in gov't classes?

 

[vi edit]

Make it a federal felony for teachers to hand out inane homework assignments?

 

[Fencer128]

You're kidding? (I'm British and not up US abortion politics)

Andy

 

[Jzero]

Originally posted by: Fencer128
You're kidding? (I'm British and not up US abortion politics)

Andy

One senator somewhere proposed such a bill. He mainly did it to prove a point. I think there was a thread on OT about it, but I dunno what you'd search for to find it.

Sorry to hijack the thread

 

[TNTrulez]

Originally posted by: Jzero
How about a bill requiring women to attend a criminal trial and sign a death warrant before they can get an abortion?

Oh wait, I think that's been done before

Abortion is not murder.

 

[EagleKeeper]

Politicians that are cuaght with a factual lie, are automatically removed from office.

Any politician that promises something during an election campaign and is unable to deliver during the term in office (up until they have to declare for the next election), is unable to stand for re-election.

 

[Spyro]

Originally posted by: vi_edit
Make it a federal felony for teachers to hand out inane homework assignments?

Yeah, I like this one too.

 

[ElFenix]

school is now spelled "skizzy"

 

[GroundZero]

just copy almost any of the bills that bush has came up with...
you'll be about 99.99% sure that it is ridiculous.

 

[glen]

Black quarter backs start with 7 points.
White BB players start with 10 points.
Chinese BB players get 15 points.
Black hockey players get 2 goals and no one is allowed to check them.

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: TNTrulez

Originally posted by: Jzero
How about a bill requiring women to attend a criminal trial and sign a death warrant before they can get an abortion?

Oh wait, I think that's been done before

Abortion is not murder.

hahaha that is soo flamebait




(i agree with you by the way)

 

[Martin]

Legalize pot, tax it and make it so that a certain percent of the taxes go toward a Pink Floyd Foundation, whose purpose will be to provide free PF CDs to anyone who requests them.

 

[chiwawa626]

Heres my bill:

Pot for Education Act of 2003 (Introduced in Senate)

S 420

108th CONGRESS

1st Session

IN THE SENATE OF THE UNITED STATES

February 26, 2003

Mr. BAVARIA introduced the following bill; which was read repeatedly until heard and was referred to the Committee on Health, Education, Labor, and Pensions.


A BILL

To provide a system of regulation for the sale and distribution of marijuana to fund the public education system.

Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled.

SECTION 1. SHORT TITLE.
This Act may be cited as the ?Pot for Education Act of 2003?.

SECTION 2. FINDINGS AND PURPOSE.
FINDINGS ? Congress makes the following findings:
(1) There is a definite shortage of funding for the nations public school system.
(2) Due to the lack of funds schools throughout the nation cannot provide higher level AP and Honors courses and cannot meet the needs of students who require greater stimulation.
(3) Due to the lack of funds schools throughout the nation cannot afford a wide array of arts, sports, and extra curricular activities.
(4) Under the Constitution everyone in the United States is to be granted equal access to education, with our current budget we cannot uphold the constitution.

PURPOSE ? It is the purpose of this Act to provide a system of regulation for the sale and distribution of marijuana to fund the public education system which in turn will secure the futures of our children in this great country.

SECTION 3. GRANT PROGRAM.
IN GENERAL ? The Secretary is authorized to
(1) establish regulations for the sale and distribution of marijuana by public state-funded educational institutions.
(2) require all net profits from the sale of legalized marijuana to be used as funding for the public schooling system.

SECTION 4. USES OF FUNDS.
(1) MANDITORY USES ? An institution of public education that sells and distributes marijuana must use all net profits to?
(a) establish a significant budget for the public education system.
(b) provide funding for arts, sports, vocational training, and extra circular activities in public schools.
(c) Provides special project grants for teacher and students.

SECTION 5. AUTHORIZATION OF APPROPRIATIONS.
There is authorization to be appropriated a sum of $25,000,000 for the bulk purchase of marijuana (to be resold by various public education institutions) each fiscal year from 2003-2010.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

You could always create one that deprives citizens of legal counsel, perpetual imprisonment without charges brought against them... oh wait, that one is already on the books.