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Need serious help planning bachelor party...

Atty

Atty

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I've been looking on Google for the past few nights, spent almost an hour tonight, and have found nothing of use.

What I'm looking for: A good strip club or service that does bachelor parties. I found one in Florida and its in Miami, which is a 4 hour drive for us.

Does anyone have any experience in planning these? Money isn't a huge issue right now but the groom has let us know and the groomsmen agree that the traditional and overly cliche strip club route is the best idea.

I can't find any websites that look reliable, or produced in the last ten years, that have any relative info.

Its not until the end of May but I want to get an idea now so we can all figure out our financial burden for the night and sort the details out.

Halp. 🙁
 
First off get a nice hotel room as a home base, then find 3 strip clubs.

First one is the nice one with the really hot girls.

Second one you go to after your friends get you kicked out of the first one.

Third one you go to after you get forcibly removed from the second.

Lastly tell the girls in the last or every club you go to that you are throwing a party at the the nice hotel you are staying at. If you ask every one of the girls you meet if you guys have any game at all you will get an instant party!


Dont be surprised if it gets out of hand...

btw have LOTS of cash and booze...

if your a bunch of dorks then may as well go to dave and busters....
 
Hire Escorts - not strippers!

Regardless if you plan on sexing any of them, you will have much better time by hiring a Escort or three to perform for your group.
 
No video cameras! Srsly.

Years ago, I went to a bachelor party for a friend's brother. The groom was a cop, while my friend (his brother) was the black sheep of the family - major partier. His brother went all out, hired two hot ass strippers ($500 each for the show, plus they made another ~$500 at the party...circa 1992/1993).

They came to the house after everyone was liquored up, and put on one helluva show, tons of girl-on-girl action with penetration. When they put the groom-to-be out in the middle of the living room sitting in a chair, his wanker 'accidentally' wound-up in the girls hands and mouths a few times. Then, for the finale, they took the groom-to-be into a bedroom and screwed the hell out of him.

His brother recorded it all on tape, from the public show all the way to the private groom-only show (his brother was hiding outside with a video camera and filmed it through the window).

Then he presented his brother with the edited/shortened highlight tape after he got back from the honeymoon. He freaked the hell out. "Do you know what would happen if this falls into the wrong hands? I'm a cop, you dumb SOB! And my wife would file for divorce from her jail cell after cutting my dick off!"

I've never seen someone that irate where someone didn't get a nose broken or something. haha
 
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tcsenter said:
No video cameras! Srsly.

Years ago, I went to a bachelor party for a friend's brother. The groom was a cop, while my friend (his brother) was the black sheep of the family - major partier. His brother went all out, hired two hot ass strippers ($500 each for the show, plus they made another ~$500 at the party...circa 1992/1993).

They came to the house after everyone was liquored up, and put on one helluva show, tons of girl-on-girl action with penetration. When they put the groom-to-be out in the middle of the living room sitting in a chair, his wanker 'accidentally' wound-up in the girls hands and mouths a few times. Then, for the finale, they took the groom-to-be into a bedroom and screwed the hell out of him.

His brother recorded it all on tape, from the public show all the way to the private groom-only show (his brother was hiding outside with a video camera and filmed it through the window).

Then he presented his brother with the edited/shortened highlight tape after he got back from the honeymoon. He freaked the hell out. "Do you know what would happen if this falls into the wrong hands? I'm a cop, you dumb SOB! And my wife would file for divorce from her jail cell after cutting my dick off!"

I've never seen someone that irate where someone didn't get a nose broken or something. haha
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How are people flat out ok with cheating on their soon to be wife like this?
 
Do something different, invite the wife-to-be over to preform on her finance for the enjoyment of the group.

Film the whole scene, post on xhamster.
 
Fox5 said:
How are people flat out ok with cheating on their soon to be wife like this?
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Bolded words are why.

To OP:
Like Alone said, anything local works. A four-hour drive just to go to a bachelor party is pretty lame, and the driving effort is really not going to pay out. A strip club within 30 minutes is ideal; more time to party.

You could rent some strippers, but that would cost more (it would be offset by being able to just buy booze at a store). To do this, you could call a local strip club and ask them if they have any dancers that would do it (some clubs may prohibit dancers from getting independent business through their association, though). You can also call up an escort service. If you're in a larger area, there might even be a few advertisements in the paper/craigslist/phone book for independent party entertainment.
 
Fmr12B said:
Hire Escorts - not strippers!

Regardless if you plan on sexing any of them, you will have much better time by hiring a Escort or three to perform for your group.
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def a cheaper route and no skeezy 'bodyguards' folowing them around

I hired one for a friends bachelor party, a few of the groomsman really enjoyed the party
 
If you're 4 hours from Miami, then you must be close to Tampa, the strip club capital of the universe.
 
Fox5 said:
How are people flat out ok with cheating on their soon to be wife like this?
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He had no idea what was coming. He just thought they were there to do a freak show, get naked, and rub themselves all over him. And then, well if you had been him with some liquor on board...
 
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