Need info on how to get fat!

[Cretin]

Trying to gain wait and be fat is utterly stupid. Think about it for a second. You'll be clogging your arteries and you'll die of a heart attack.

The smart way to gain weight would be to eat properly and work out, and get a lot of rest as well. Sign up to a gym and go every day or two, or at least weekly and get a good workout. Try to build muscle mass by pushing yourself to the extreme.

Get in shape, not out of shape.

Cretin

PS: Just because you're not fat, doesn't mean you're in shape. I am skinny, and I am not in good shape at all.

 

[Prodigy^]

heh yeah I should sigh up for a gym and get some packs instead I guess.....

seriously, I AM a couch...well, chair, potato and sit lots and the computer (nothing to be proud of....) and don't excactly eat the healthiest food, but what Optimus says sounds right - I burn through most of what I eat.

thanks for the tips

 

[Dee67]

I agree with those who said stay the way you are.

Once you get older and your metabolism kicks down, eating and sitting will have their way with you and it's not fun (or pretty)..

BUT if you insist on packing on weight and size, here's the formula.

Lift VERY heavy weight for very few repetitions and increase the amount of food you eat. Eat larger meals and fewer of them.

 

[blurredvision]

<< Yes it's possible to be a jock and a geek at the same time. >>


Does that mean you'll be able to get the prettiest of the ugly girls??? Is that a good thing??

 

[ArkAoss]

ohh ohh im uhh uhh uhh 5'11&quot; and 250 lbs, thats 5meters and 17 kilos!

 

[Hecubus2000]

Easy. Just come work here. After sitting in one place all day you will start stacking up the pounds in no time. ((god help me before it's too late))

 

[cyclistca]

Does that mean you'll be able to get the prettiest of the ugly girls??? Is that a good thing??

No it means that I'm so busy with computers and sports that I just don't have any time for women/girls/females

 

[bigjon]

This thread is making me hungry.

 

[fdiskboy]

I love this place.

&quot;Stay skinner&quot; Would someone please define that phrase?

And then there was, &quot;Gain wait&quot;.

Excellent.

 

[Croton]

eat w/me for a week and you'll get fat.
hahahaha