Need ideas for a prank on a cruise ship

[Ultima200]

Well here is my story


Last year I went on a cruise for the millenium celebration with my cousins and grandpa...one day my uncle ate some sour milk with his cereal and I laughed alot, but he thought it was not funny....

So this year we are going on another cruise and I wanted to try to plan some really good pranks...Remember, i will be on a cruise ship...

 

[AndyHui]

Titanic.

Problem is, if people found out who did it, where are you going to run to?

 

[luckydragon]

well here's my story...

there was a stupid magician on the cruise ship and i shined a laser pen at his bald head, everybody at the show laughed and he eventually noticed it and stopped the show demanding the person that did it come forth... needless to say me and my friend ran our @$$es outta there quick

 

[Ultima200]

Umm I don't think oyu guys read my post, I need a trick to play on my uncle

 

[gittyup]

In the middle of the night grab youself a live vest and put it on. Frantically wake up your uncle
and shove a life vest in his face while yelling there has been an accident!

 

[gittyup]

Maybe I should ask first how old your uncle is?

 

[carloman2343]

pretend one of ur cousins has gone overboard. He'd have a heartack. Ah wait that would be a killing joke. nvmd.

 

[Ultima200]

Haha I like that one about waking him up in the middle of the night.

BTW, he is 40 something

 

[Monel Funkawitz]

Here is something I always wanted to do...

Give him some sleeping drugs to knock him out cold when he goes to sleep. Dump him off the bed onto the floor, and take everything in the room and nail it to the ceiling, including the bed. Take lights, etc. and screw them on the floor (Don't hook them up. Non-functioning lights add to the effect). The idea is to make it look like the ship is upside down. Then lay him on the floor underneath the bed. When he wakes up, run in screaming "The ship capsized!! We are sinking!!" A little water on the floor, a fish or two, and someone outside the room with one of those canned air horns might help for dramatic effect.

 

[fluxquantum]

hey dude, how old are you?

 

[Monel Funkawitz]

*Kid voice on*

Eyes is fwee and a half yeaws old.

 

[Ultima200]

I am 15

 

[prodigy]

"Give him some sleeping drugs to knock him out cold when he goes to sleep. Dump him off the bed onto the floor, and take everything in the room and nail it to the ceiling, including the bed. Take lights, etc. and screw them on the floor (Don't hook them up. Non-functioning lights add to the effect). The idea is to make it look like the ship is upside down. Then lay him on the floor underneath the bed. When he wakes up, run in screaming "The ship capsized!! We are sinking!!" A little water on the floor, a fish or two, and someone outside the room with one of those canned air horns might help for dramatic effect"

Best one yet.