Need help with naming my chili

[BurnItDwn]

I like the false alarm Chili the best, or you could go with "midwest chili" because it's about as tame as most chili around here in the Illinois/Wisconsin area.

 

[WraithETC]

chili con sperm

 

[Bibble]

Originally posted by: SlowSpyder
Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman Chili. Do you like it Scott? Do you?

How about "I made you eat your parents, ha ha ha ha ha ha" Chili?

 

[shortylickens]

Failsauce?

 

[SagaLore]

Bo Ring Chili.

 

[Billyzeke]

Gas'n'Go

 

[txrandom]

Weak Ass Chili because your chili probably sucks.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: leftyman
beans and hamburger?

lol

 

[meltdown75]

O RLY Chili

or maybe just

OH CHLY?

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: WraithETC
chili con sperm

LMAO

 

[acheron]

Originally posted by: hanoverphist

theres already a name for doing that... texmex. next to calimex, the 2nd worst food idea invented.

wow, fail. Real tex-mex food (Taco Bell doesn't count) is delicious.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Minnesota Mex.

Originally posted by: MBony
Need help with naming my chili. Here are the ingredients.

Ground meat
McCormicks Hot Chili Packet
Tomatoes
green onion
yellow onion
celery
red kidney beans
salt/pepper
cayenne
cumin
chili powder
Tabasco
Worcestershire

 

[kt]

I Can't Believe It's Not Chili Chili

 

[BabaBooey]

what no chocolate ?

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi

Originally posted by: waffleironhead
Enter chili snob:
in 3....2....1....
/////CHILI DOES NOT CONTAIN BEANS/////

Surprised me that this didn't come before the tomatoes comment. Either way, it's a chili-like soup since it has chili powder & spices in it.... The purists can stand on their soap boxes, but I'd rather eat that harp on extra ingredients that add protein, vitamins, & make it more filling.

actually tomatoes and beans are authentic, celery and green onions are the major things wrong with the recipe.

Originally posted by: Babbles

Real chili doesn't contain beans!

I don't put beans in my chili (I'm from Texas damnit, and we know how to make our food!) however I do put some tomatoes in there along with some tomato paste.

then you'd know that the poor folk in the barrio in san antonio that invented the dish often used beans in their chili

 

[Bryophyte]

Jesus Wept

(because he wanted real chili )

 

[zeruty]

dump both kinds of onions and celery
Then you can call it "edible"
Then add something, ANYTHING spicy, and you can call it chili

chile powder, tobasco, hot chili packet..... do NOT make it hot
and unless it's hot, it's not worth it.

Get at least a dozen habaneros, chop those up and throw them in...

 

[xboxist]

"Soccer Mom Chili"

 

[Newbian]

When in doubt call it ass blaster chili.