Need help with naming my chili

[MBony]

Need help with naming my chili. Here are the ingredients.

Ground meat
McCormicks Hot Chili Packet
Tomatoes
green onion
yellow onion
celery
red kidney beans
salt/pepper
cayenne
cumin
chili powder
Tabasco
Worcestershire

 

[PlasmaBomb]

ATOT Chilli?

 

[JM Aggie08]

The Runs

 

[MBony]

It has to be SFW, this is a company cook-off.

 

[Joemonkey]

boring ass chili?

 

[nerp]

Call it: Chili.

It's freaking chili. Get over it. Cute names don't make it any better or worse. Notice how Denny's food sucks no matter how adorably they name their food.

 

[PepePeru]

Not Your Parent's Chili

 

[richardycc]

Unknown meat Chili

 

[nerp]

Ok, for a company cook off? Sorry about the snark.

Call it:

Chile Con Air

 

[PlasmaBomb]

How come everyone has the time warps but me

 

[vi edit]

The Chili Without a Creative Name (or ingredient).

 

[acheron]

Originally posted by: MBony
Need help with naming my chili. Here are the ingredients.

Ground meat
McCormicks Hot Chili Packet
Tomatoes
green onion
yellow onion
celery
red kidney beans
salt/pepper
cayenne
cumin
chili powder
Tabasco
Worcestershire

You could call it "Not Chili", since chili has no tomatoes.

 

[ElFenix]

mccormick's chili

 

[zinfamous]

Ass Burn #35

 

[leftyman]

chilly

 

[hanoverphist]

the bowl formerly named chili
mbony chili
chili 2.0
chili lite
chili ME

 

[Platypus]

You can't imply that it will burn your ass since you didn't put anything remotely hot into it... and it has tomatoes so that's another minus.

Call it Chill-out

 

[hanoverphist]

chill-lax (lacks)

 

[nerp]

Yeah. You need to dice up some fresh assortied chiles and some dried chiles.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Barely chili-like pseudochili.

 

[leftyman]

beans and hamburger?

 

[vi edit]

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Barely chili-like pseudochili.

And it's not even the good pseudochili you have to show your drivers license for at the counter. It's the Pseudophed P.E. of chili.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Platypus
You can't imply that it will burn your ass since you didn't put anything remotely hot into it... and it has tomatoes so that's another minus.

Call it Chill-out

yeah, the recipe sucks but at least it will garner attention from those that like a good burn. It will be 100% negative attention after the disappointment, but it's still attention....

 

[torpid]

"Chili plus a bunch of other nonsense"

 

[chitwood]

I like the name Stanley