NEED HELP WITH MY RETARDED PARENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[UberNeuman]

You could show them this thread - I'm sure they'd be overjoyed...

 

[Psycho18]

Very helpful UberNeuman............
:disgust:

 

[UberNeuman]

I aim to please...

 

[pillage2001]

Have you been going to school? I'm not very convinced that your parents will ground you for nothing. Moreover, play games?? I used to get grounded for playing games ONLY because I was overdoing it and my grades in school would take a huge dip. . Try talking to them. Tell them that they would rather see their child shoot some innocent people online rather than go around school shouting like a mad person with your underwear on your head.

 

[Psycho18]

Yes, I go to school.......I'm only 14.......I still need to learn..........
I play counter-strike once in awhile....

 

[PhiI2e]

Just put your hand in your pants and whenever they come in, they'll be like "oh! :Q...sorry " and leave. This way, they cant tell if you're masturbating or scratching yourself, and will ultimately leave you alone......(from fear of catching you masturbating). Does that make sense?
Oh and about your mom and the Ginko Pills.....I guarantee she wont need those pills to remember this......

 

[Psycho18]

I'll try that too......

LOL:Q