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arcenite

Lifer
Dec 9, 2001
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Originally posted by: shortylickens
Originally posted by: Arcadio
Be prepared for a comeback when they reply: "Somos Ciudadanos Americanos asi que llame a quien quiera, hijo de puta"
Are you warning me to be prepared for an asshole mexican to mouth off at me?
Have you been anywhere near Virginia/DC in the past 10 years?

I have. What does that have to do with anything?
 

sonambulo

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Feb 22, 2004
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Originally posted by: wallybear
"no me molestas o voy a llamar la policia de immigracion"

This is probably the best literal translation I've seen in the thread.

Just say 'Deja me en paz por favor' first. That means 'Leave me in peace please.' If the harassment continues just say 'Deja me o voy a llamar a la policia' which means 'Leave me a lone or I'm going to call the police.'
 

Barfo

Lifer
Jan 4, 2005
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Originally posted by: Arcadio
Be prepared for a comeback when they reply: "Somos Ciudadanos Americanos asi que llame a quien quiera, hijo de puta"

:laugh:
 

Lithium381

Lifer
May 12, 2001
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Originally posted by: Arcadio
Be prepared for a comeback when they reply: "Somos Ciudadanos Americanos asi que llame a quien quiera, hijo de puta"

este pais pertenece a nosotros, ustedes pinches gringos nos robaron, y es el tiempo que regresamos. no pueden hacer nada porque no protegen la frontera, y vamos a tener el poder de votar un presidente mexicano para que podamos convertirnos en ciudadanos. Come mi mierda, puto.
 

IronWing

No Lifer
Jul 20, 2001
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Let's review:

You find parking spot and try to park in said spot.
Some twit, standing in the spot won't move and tells you to park elsewhere.
You want to tell said twit to go pound sand.
He either a) tells you to get kinky with your pinky or b) moves.
If a, then you find some place else to park or run him over.
If b, then you pull into spot and leave your car to the tender mercies of some guy with lots of free time and whom you just insulted.

I see some ramifications here that you might want to consider.
 

shortylickens

No Lifer
Jul 15, 2003
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Originally posted by: ironwing
Let's review:

You find parking spot and try to park in said spot.
Some twit, standing in the spot won't move and tells you to park elsewhere.
You want to tell said twit to go pound sand.
He either a) tells you to get kinky with your pinky or b) moves.
If a, then you find some place else to park or run him over.
If b, then you pull into spot and leave your car to the tender mercies of some guy with lots of free time and whom you just insulted.

I see some ramifications here that you might want to consider.
No, I want to remind a criminal invader that he is only here because the average American is too lazy and scared to stand up to his bullshit. I also want him to know I am not an average American.
And I would be happy to sacrifice my vehicle or do time in jail if it starts a race war and eventually gets them all placed on trains & shipped south of the border.



GOD DAMN IT!
I specifically did NOT want this to turn into P&N.
 

IronWing

No Lifer
Jul 20, 2001
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Originally posted by: shortylickens
Originally posted by: ironwing
Let's review:

You find parking spot and try to park in said spot.
Some twit, standing in the spot won't move and tells you to park elsewhere.
You want to tell said twit to go pound sand.
He either a) tells you to get kinky with your pinky or b) moves.
If a, then you find some place else to park or run him over.
If b, then you pull into spot and leave your car to the tender mercies of some guy with lots of free time and whom you just insulted.

I see some ramifications here that you might want to consider.
No, I want to remind a criminal invader that he is only here because the average American is too lazy and scared to stand up to his bullshit. I also want him to know I am not an average American.
And I would be happy to sacrifice my vehicle or do time in jail if it starts a race war and eventually gets them all placed on trains & shipped south of the border.



GOD DAMN IT!
I specifically did NOT want this to turn into P&N.

So your real problem is that he speaks Spanish and not that he is being a jackass by blocking a parking space in which you would like to park? Weird.
 

Nik

Lifer
Jun 5, 2006
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Gothgar

Lifer
Sep 1, 2004
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Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: shortylickens
So did he rip himself off or what? Because I saw the exact same thing on Showtimes Full Frontal Comedy about 13 years ago.

Yeah, and? I've seen comedians doing the same schtick for years. Rodney Dangerfield has been doing the same shit for 40 years and it's still funny.

it is true...

I saw Pablo at the Improv like 8 years ago, still does about half of his jokes all the time
 

Arcadio

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Jun 5, 2007
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Originally posted by: Lithium381
Originally posted by: Arcadio
Be prepared for a comeback when they reply: "Somos Ciudadanos Americanos asi que llame a quien quiera, hijo de puta"

este pais pertenece a nosotros, ustedes pinches gringos nos robaron, y es el tiempo que regresamos. no pueden hacer nada porque no protegen la frontera, y vamos a tener el poder de votar un presidente mexicano para que podamos convertirnos en ciudadanos. Come mi mierda, puto.

You didn't understand my post.
 

PieIsAwesome

Diamond Member
Feb 11, 2007
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Originally posted by: shortylickens
How do you say:
"Please stop harassing me or I'll call Immigration."
It needs to be broken Spanish, i.e. what the Mexicans use.

When I take Spanish in the upcoming school year I intend to learn a lot more, but I think this will be enough to get me by for the summer.

wtf? :confused:

Estoy intentando a intimidar a ustedes usando mi terible espanol, mira que ridiculo me veo! Jajaja!
 

shortylickens

No Lifer
Jul 15, 2003
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Originally posted by: Gothgar
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: shortylickens
So did he rip himself off or what? Because I saw the exact same thing on Showtimes Full Frontal Comedy about 13 years ago.
Yeah, and? I've seen comedians doing the same schtick for years. Rodney Dangerfield has been doing the same shit for 40 years and it's still funny.
it is true...

I saw Pablo at the Improv like 8 years ago, still does about half of his jokes all the time
No its not true.

Arnold wasnt acting 40 years ago.

 

Barfo

Lifer
Jan 4, 2005
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Originally posted by: shortylickens
Originally posted by: ironwing
Let's review:

You find parking spot and try to park in said spot.
Some twit, standing in the spot won't move and tells you to park elsewhere.
You want to tell said twit to go pound sand.
He either a) tells you to get kinky with your pinky or b) moves.
If a, then you find some place else to park or run him over.
If b, then you pull into spot and leave your car to the tender mercies of some guy with lots of free time and whom you just insulted.

I see some ramifications here that you might want to consider.
No, I want to remind a criminal invader that he is only here because the average American is too lazy and scared to stand up to his bullshit. I also want him to know I am not an average American.
And I would be happy to sacrifice my vehicle or do time in jail if it starts a race war and eventually gets them all placed on trains & shipped south of the border.



GOD DAMN IT!
I specifically did NOT want this to turn into P&N.

You don't even know if he's illegal or has citizenship. You're a dumbass OP.
 

Barfo

Lifer
Jan 4, 2005
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Originally posted by: Arcadio
Originally posted by: Lithium381
Originally posted by: Arcadio
Be prepared for a comeback when they reply: "Somos Ciudadanos Americanos asi que llame a quien quiera, hijo de puta"

este pais pertenece a nosotros, ustedes pinches gringos nos robaron, y es el tiempo que regresamos. no pueden hacer nada porque no protegen la frontera, y vamos a tener el poder de votar un presidente mexicano para que podamos convertirnos en ciudadanos. Come mi mierda, puto.

You didn't understand my post.

stfu and go tell your people we need more coke.
 

BeauJangles

Lifer
Aug 26, 2001
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Originally posted by: shortylickens
Originally posted by: ironwing
Let's review:

You find parking spot and try to park in said spot.
Some twit, standing in the spot won't move and tells you to park elsewhere.
You want to tell said twit to go pound sand.
He either a) tells you to get kinky with your pinky or b) moves.
If a, then you find some place else to park or run him over.
If b, then you pull into spot and leave your car to the tender mercies of some guy with lots of free time and whom you just insulted.

I see some ramifications here that you might want to consider.
No, I want to remind a criminal invader that he is only here because the average American is too lazy and scared to stand up to his bullshit. I also want him to know I am not an average American.
And I would be happy to sacrifice my vehicle or do time in jail if it starts a race war and eventually gets them all placed on trains & shipped south of the border.



GOD DAMN IT!
I specifically did NOT want this to turn into P&N.

Race war? WTF is wrong with you?
 

Arcadio

Diamond Member
Jun 5, 2007
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Originally posted by: Barfo
Originally posted by: shortylickens
Originally posted by: ironwing
Let's review:

You find parking spot and try to park in said spot.
Some twit, standing in the spot won't move and tells you to park elsewhere.
You want to tell said twit to go pound sand.
He either a) tells you to get kinky with your pinky or b) moves.
If a, then you find some place else to park or run him over.
If b, then you pull into spot and leave your car to the tender mercies of some guy with lots of free time and whom you just insulted.

I see some ramifications here that you might want to consider.
No, I want to remind a criminal invader that he is only here because the average American is too lazy and scared to stand up to his bullshit. I also want him to know I am not an average American.
And I would be happy to sacrifice my vehicle or do time in jail if it starts a race war and eventually gets them all placed on trains & shipped south of the border.



GOD DAMN IT!
I specifically did NOT want this to turn into P&N.

You don't even know if he's illegal or has citizenship. You're a dumbass OP.

This.


Oh, and OP: don't pretend like you wouldn't do the same thing if you were in their situation...
 

Lithium381

Lifer
May 12, 2001
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Originally posted by: Arcadio
Originally posted by: Lithium381
Originally posted by: Arcadio
Be prepared for a comeback when they reply: "Somos Ciudadanos Americanos asi que llame a quien quiera, hijo de puta"

este pais pertenece a nosotros, ustedes pinches gringos nos robaron, y es el tiempo que regresamos. no pueden hacer nada porque no protegen la frontera, y vamos a tener el poder de votar un presidente mexicano para que podamos convertirnos en ciudadanos. Come mi mierda, puto.

You didn't understand my post.

really? 'we're american citizens, so you can call whomever the fuck you'd like'? yeah, i didn't get that part. I was speaking to the mindset that i've heard some hispanics have regarding being in this country, illegally or legally.
 

shortylickens

No Lifer
Jul 15, 2003
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Originally posted by: Arcadio
Originally posted by: Barfo
Originally posted by: shortylickens
Originally posted by: ironwing
Let's review:

You find parking spot and try to park in said spot.
Some twit, standing in the spot won't move and tells you to park elsewhere.
You want to tell said twit to go pound sand.
He either a) tells you to get kinky with your pinky or b) moves.
If a, then you find some place else to park or run him over.
If b, then you pull into spot and leave your car to the tender mercies of some guy with lots of free time and whom you just insulted.

I see some ramifications here that you might want to consider.
No, I want to remind a criminal invader that he is only here because the average American is too lazy and scared to stand up to his bullshit. I also want him to know I am not an average American.
And I would be happy to sacrifice my vehicle or do time in jail if it starts a race war and eventually gets them all placed on trains & shipped south of the border.



GOD DAMN IT!
I specifically did NOT want this to turn into P&N.
You don't even know if he's illegal or has citizenship. You're a dumbass OP.
This.

Oh, and OP: don't pretend like you wouldn't do the same thing if you were in their situation...
If I were standing in a parking spot I would cop an attitude with someone trying to park?
 

mrkun

Platinum Member
Jul 17, 2005
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Originally posted by: shortylickens
If I were standing in a parking spot I would cop an attitude with someone trying to park?

:thumbsup: for use of the imperfect subjunctive with "to be." lol
 

BeauJangles

Lifer
Aug 26, 2001
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Originally posted by: shortylickens
Originally posted by: Arcadio
Originally posted by: Barfo
Originally posted by: shortylickens
Originally posted by: ironwing
Let's review:

You find parking spot and try to park in said spot.
Some twit, standing in the spot won't move and tells you to park elsewhere.
You want to tell said twit to go pound sand.
He either a) tells you to get kinky with your pinky or b) moves.
If a, then you find some place else to park or run him over.
If b, then you pull into spot and leave your car to the tender mercies of some guy with lots of free time and whom you just insulted.

I see some ramifications here that you might want to consider.
No, I want to remind a criminal invader that he is only here because the average American is too lazy and scared to stand up to his bullshit. I also want him to know I am not an average American.
And I would be happy to sacrifice my vehicle or do time in jail if it starts a race war and eventually gets them all placed on trains & shipped south of the border.



GOD DAMN IT!
I specifically did NOT want this to turn into P&N.
You don't even know if he's illegal or has citizenship. You're a dumbass OP.
This.

Oh, and OP: don't pretend like you wouldn't do the same thing if you were in their situation...
If I were standing in a parking spot I would cop an attitude with someone trying to park?

So then get mad at him for that and leave the "race war" bullshit for South Park and middle school.
 

Nik

Lifer
Jun 5, 2006
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Originally posted by: shortylickens
Originally posted by: Gothgar
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: shortylickens
So did he rip himself off or what? Because I saw the exact same thing on Showtimes Full Frontal Comedy about 13 years ago.
Yeah, and? I've seen comedians doing the same schtick for years. Rodney Dangerfield has been doing the same shit for 40 years and it's still funny.
it is true...

I saw Pablo at the Improv like 8 years ago, still does about half of his jokes all the time
No its not true.

Arnold wasnt acting 40 years ago.

Nobody said he was. :confused: Do you honestly think we were implying that Rodney Dangerfield was doing Pablo Francisco's Little Tortilla Boy routine 40 years ago? Are you really that dumb?