Need help getting revenge...

[FortFunFoSho]

So yeah. I need some help getting revenge on some friends.

I left town for the weekend and came back and my car has been completely buried in snow.

So yes. No harm revenge ideas welcome.

 

[pillage2001]

Bury them in snow?

 

[Chilled&Refined]

Post their phone numbers.

 

[Anubis]

what kinda revenge we talkin about here? you want someone dead or you just wanna piss peopel off???

I can build you a bomb that will take out a small city block if you really want.

if not just do somethin stupid liek puttin a dead fish in their trunks or somethin like that

 

[MichaelD]

Ha! That's pretty darn funny.

We used to do things like that all the time. <--hasn't seen snow in 10+ years. <--doesn't miss that crap, either.

 

[nick1985]

tie their arms and legs behind their backs. then strap open mason jars with rats in them over their faces.

 

[xuanman]

do what my friends did to my car: saran wrap the car.

 

[Mrfrog840]

Heh this is always a good one
PUT NAIR HAIR REMOVAL IN THEIR SHAMPOO!!!!!

 

[BatmanNate]

If you piss between their window and door in their car it will smell forever. Or if you put a super ball in the gas tank, when the car starts it will get sucked into the inlet and cut gas flow, the car will die, and it will float back to the top. They'll take apart the whole car looking for the problem.

 

[agnitrate]

Give em the ole' fork in the eye.

-silver

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: BatmanNate
If you piss between their window and door in their car it will smell forever. Or if you put a super ball in the gas tank, when the car starts it will get sucked into the inlet and cut gas flow, the car will die, and it will float back to the top. They'll take apart the whole car looking for the problem.

That is just WRONG. So wrong...I could see doing this to someone that hurt you or your vehicle or something...but not b/c they shoveled 14 feet of snow on top of his car...they could spend a lot of money looking for the problem.

 

[BatmanNate]

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: BatmanNate
If you piss between their window and door in their car it will smell forever. Or if you put a super ball in the gas tank, when the car starts it will get sucked into the inlet and cut gas flow, the car will die, and it will float back to the top. They'll take apart the whole car looking for the problem.

That is just WRONG. So wrong...I could see doing this to someone that hurt you or your vehicle or something...but not b/c they shoveled 14 feet of snow on top of his car...they could spend a lot of money looking for the problem.

I'm kidding, guy. That kinda stuff is reserved usually for ricers.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

A wee bit of ethyl mercaptan goes a long way.

 

[dquan97]

Itching powder? Hacking into police database and creating fake warrants? baby powder in the car's fan outlets?

 

[MichaelD]

baby powder in the car's fan outlets?

That is not only acceptable, but funny as hell...especially if they have a dark-colored interior. :Q

 

[Mrfrog840]

Originally posted by: MichaelD

baby powder in the car's fan outlets?

That is not only acceptable, but funny as hell...especially if they have a dark-colored interior. :Q

or confetti, ive done that one before and its great

 

[ElFenix]

shaving cream in the hands and tickle their noses?

 

[FortFunFoSho]

Ah yes. Can anyone confirm if saran wrapping a car and leaving it over night will do any sort of damage?

 

[BooGiMaN]

get a few other friends and break in their apartment, blind fold them, tie their hands and march them to the yard and its time to play snowball firing squad.

 

[MooseKnuckle]

Go to the grocery store and pick up a small package of limburger cheese. It's usually in foil wrap. Then, crawl under their car and wedge it between the catalytic converter and the floor board. Man does that stink once it heats up. Leave it in the foil though.

 

[slikmunks]

you can do what they said in maxim.... get a couple of cans of shaving foam (not GEL) freeze it, it should get all expanded and ish... use a can opener, cut off one end or the other, put the frozen one in their car.... when melted, it'll completely fill up with foam

 

[BDawg]

Wake up at 3 in the morning and cover their door in duct tape.

Or, if you don't live with them, put little dots of honey on various positions on their walls.