Need Good Objective for my Resume PLEASE HELP

[krwell]

Hey there guys. I'm a recent college graduate with a BS in Math/Computer Science with a minor in Business Administration. I want a job in the computer and/or software industry. I need a good objective sentence or two for my resume that will help me out since I have no real experience. I figured this is like the best forum on the net so you guys can help the most. Thanks for any suggestions and help you give.

krwell

 

[Sluggo]

My main objective is to Rule the World with my hordes of locusts I control with my thoughts. All of you will be my slaves, prepare to serve my whims, you spineless wussies.

Of course a position with a well respected company with opportunities for growth, personal and professional, will help to keep the cable and electric on till then.

 

[tigerbait]

I agree with Sluggo's idea.

 

[krwell]

Close to my overall objective but a company wouldn't look too highly of it

 

[WordSmith2000]

go to google and enter: knockemdead

 

[krwell]

bump for a new day

 

[Tauren]

To establish a mutually beneficial relationship with a growing company.

That is off the top of my head. Try re-working the verbiage a little so that it sounds smoother.

 

[ManSnake]

All your money are belong to me. You have no chance to survive, make your time.

 

[AaronP]

My main objective is to make a lot of money, loaf around at work, and get poon tang from as many female co-workers as possible.