---------Need good excuse for calling in work 'sick'

[Vic]

Most employers prefer honesty. It's called "calling in well," or taking a one day "mental vacation." As long as you don't do it too often (i.e. exceed your allotted sick days), or on crucial days when you're really needed, it's generally not frowned upon. Clear your head, get a good night's sleep, get in early and work twice as hard tomorrow.

 

[phreakah]

when you call, tell your boss that you're on the toilet as you speak and dont plan on getting up any time soon

 

[intogamer]

Originally posted by: cjgallen
You got the sh|ts.

:shocked::laugh:

 

[DAGTA]

Vision problems: you can't see your ass making it into work.

 

[MrChad]

Originally posted by: hevnsnt
"I just dont feel well"

Yep. Most bosses really don't care about any details beyond that.

 

[bay]

use the pink eye
super contagious

 

[Xyclone]

Originally posted by: chuckywang
neffing on atot

:thumbsup:

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
tell them you ran out of gas and there isn't any

Alternative fuel...

 

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: DAGTA
Vision problems: you can't see your ass making it into work.

anal glaucoma: i cant see my ass coming into work today.