Need gift suggestions...

[Chryso]

The gift I like best is a sack full of cash.

 

[Fritzo]

You can tell you're young:

16-21: Gets gifts for any reason, hoping it'll pay off in sex.

21-29: Gets gifts once on a while for wife, gets some anyway

30-+: Gets gifts on anniversaries and birthdays or you'll never get any again.

 

[lupi]

Some nice hand lotion with a card saying since you can't use your mouth for awhile.

 

[kalrith]

I'd buy her a shark-tooth necklace.

 

[Turkish]

what the hell is wrong with you toekramp? ... get real dude, for the sake of those 2 pounders we grilled in Blacksburg.

 

[FoBoT]

a carton of Marlboros