Need fast way to dispose of large amount of yard waste (vines/twigs)

[edro]

make a pile, let it dry out, then BURN! Have some friends over, cook some dinner, serve some beers, and BONFIRE MOFO!

What the heck is your avatar? It looks fleshy...

 

[Bateluer]

You should hold one hell of a bonfire party.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

LOL@people suggesting burning poison ivy

 

[Fritzo]

A match and gasoline.

Be sure to use gasoline. It works best.

 

[mattpegher]

Most residential chippers also have shredders. The shredder is perfect for small twigs and leaves. You have to make sure you feed them in slowly in small bundles pausing after each dose.