Need excuse to be "sick" from work tomorrow...

[fs5]

suggestions?

 

[Jetblade]

Your dog ate your homework?

 

[MrAwesome]

Tell your boss that his wife gave you herpes and you have to get it checked out STAT!

 

[stormbv]

Object lodged in an orifice?

"It was a million to one shot, Doc...a million to one."

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Say you went out to eat and are feeling really bad after it... make up some symptoms, don't get too descriptive or detailed, that'll give it away

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Originally posted by: Jetblade
Your dog ate your homework?

What if someone tried that and the boss bought it...

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Originally posted by: Jetblade
Your dog ate your homework?

What if someone tried that and the boss bought it...

 

[Eli]

Flu?

SARS?

E-Coli?

 

[ThaGrandCow]

Comedy option: Explosive diahhrrea

Serious option: Explosive diahhrrea

Either way your boss won't ask

 

[shimsham]

squirty bottom

works every time

 

[Lager]

As your boss.. YOU'RE FIRED! *Vince McMahon voice*

 

[fs5]

eh... alright, I'll just tell her I'm sick. If she asks questions I'll just ignore her like I always do

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: fivespeed5
eh... alright, I'll just tell her I'm sick. If she asks questions I'll just ignore her like I always do

How about.. "I'm sick, bitch. Date?"

 

[nutxo]

4 flat tires and a blown engine

Ive used it 5 or 6 times and never gotten in trouble, seriously :beer:

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

Originally posted by: AgaBooga
Say you went out to eat and are feeling really bad after it... make up some symptoms, don't get too descriptive or detailed, that'll give it away

Exactly. When did coming up with an excuse become so difficult?

 

[Soybomb]

They ask for a reason? When I'm not coming in to work the email is something like:

"I'm feeling under the weather and won't be making it in today.

Thanks"

 

[waggy]

explosive diarrhea. works everytime

 

[AvesPKS]

Call in tomorrow morning, tell your boss you have a headache, you are vomiting, you're feeling really crappy. Worked for me.

 

[upsciLLion]

Have someone stink palm you then eat chocolate covered pretzels.

ups

 

[db]

"Non-stop diarrhea". Nobody wants to ask you about it.

 

[KGB1]

Claim that your penis is broken. It happens to many guys who have heavy-set partners or really didn't safely perform the act, all's the while causing damage to the muscle.

Better excuse than homework and flu. Plus if the boss is a guy, more sympathism to you :beer:

 

[stormbv]

Originally posted by: stormbv
Object lodged in an orifice?

"It was a million to one shot, Doc...a million to one."

It's a sad state of affairs when some people don't recognize a Seinfeld reference.

 

[Chaotic42]

Explosive/Eruptive mucusal yeast infection.

 

[FrustratedUser]

My lady had an orgasm and I'm still stuck inside her.

 

[Looney]

Originally posted by: fivespeed5
suggestions?

Violent diarrhea. I'm not kidding, i've been using that since highschool.