need cheesy pickup lines FAST

[Walleye]

must not mention sex directly

 

[datalink7]

Are you tired? 'Cause you've been running around in my head all day.

 

[Corporate Thug]

hey, i lost my phone number, can i get yours?

 

[MeanMeosh]

i can lick my eyebrows...
the bad news is - your drink is empty. the good news is - i can fix that...
have you heard of descarte's "i think therefore i am?" well, i'd like to thank you, your breasts will be keeping me in existence all night.
[hick accent] yew look mighty purdy. wanna go cow-tippin?
are your thighs are like butter, smooth and easy to spread?
would you like to play with my monkey, wench?
i hope you're a drug addict, cause i wanna stick my needle in you!
you can be my dairy queen and i'll be your burger king: you treat me right, and i'll do it your way
i lost my teddy bear. can i sleep with you instead?
there must be a keg in your pants, cause i'd tap that ass!
baby, you're like a cup of coffee... you're hot and ya keep me up all nite long!
you must be a spoonful of heroin, 'cause i'd like to shoot you up!
are you a sharpie? cuz you're super fine!
are you an engineer? cause i say we add me and you, subtract our clothes, divide our legs, and multiply.
the guy over there said you were easy.
you must be jamaican... cause jamaican me crazy!
girl, you must be a ticket, cause you got FINE written all over you!
do you work for subway? cause you just gave me a footlong...

heh, i used to add one a day to my aim info for a while before i got bored...

edit: forgot 'my tongue is 6 inches long and i can breathe through my ears'

 

[Passions]

Can I get directions?
(To where)
To your heart.


When you walk to the school in winter, does the snow melt around your feet?

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

 

[datalink7]

I once knew two people who met and didn't fall in love. They both died the next day. Makes you think....

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

What do you want for breakfast in the morning?

If said in the right way success can actually be had with that one. I've actually done that three times just for sh*ts and giggles. Worked twice. The third one did not go over so well.

 

[Corporate Thug]

how bout some computer ones:
you wont believe the size of my hard drive
can i stick stick my cable into your port?

 

[Corporate Thug]

Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl
What do you want for breakfast in the morning?

If said in the right way success can actually be had with that one. I've actually done that three times just for sh*ts and giggles. Worked twice. The third one did not go over so well.

2/3 is pretty damn good

 

[Welto]

my magical watch says your not wearing any panties...oh you are?....must be an hour fast

 

[Corporate Thug]

Originally posted by: Welto
my magical watch says your not wearing any panties...oh you are?....must be an hour fast

ohhhweee that can make you seem REALLY cocky

 

[Walleye]

damn, these are good, keep em coming !

i kinda messed up with that aussie girl... i want her laughing... even at me, before the night is over.

 

[tranceport]

Originally posted by: Welto
my magical watch says your not wearing any panties...oh you are?....must be an hour fast

bwahaha.. thats a good one.

 

[screw3d]

Does that hurt?

<huh??>


When you fell down from heaven?

 

[DrVos]

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together!

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: shady06
how bout some computer ones:
you wont believe the size of my hard drive
can i stick stick my cable into your port?

uhhh....

 

[txxxx]

"You wanna get down on your knee's and make your face like a donut?"

 

[PoonDaddy007]

I'm a teacher and the word of the day is 'legs.' Why don't we go back to my place and spread the word.

That dress looks really good on you but it would look better on the floor next to my bed.

 

[freakflag]

Hey, nice rack! How 'bout I let you buy me a beer?

 

[Brutuskend]

Do you wash your pants in windex?

I can see myself in them!!

 

[StormRider]

Aren't you the same guy that said sex was disgusting and immoral until marriage?

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Originally posted by: shady06
how bout some computer ones:
you wont believe the size of my hard drive
can i stick stick my cable into your port?

Aim conversation:
Me: guess how big my harddrive is
Girl: how big??
Girl: is it really f*cking big??
Me: yes it's bigger than all my friends'
Me: it couldn't even fit in your mouth

 

[KeithP]

Well this one is a little visual but I will try to describe it...

Hold you hand open, palm right in front of your nose. Then move your hand in a circular motion in front of your face. Then put your hand down and say to her, "Just clearing you a place to sit."

-KeithP

 

[AthlonXP]

can we fvck?

 

[ElFenix]

its summer, getting hot, do you shave your bush? can i see?