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olds

Elite Member
Mar 3, 2000
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I'm not a pedophile :colbert:

Also, what are the odds that my MILF neighbor is just telling me she needs a babbysitter so she can lure me over to her house and have her way with me?
Has she ever interacted with you?
If not, I'd say 50/50.
If so, I'd say not a chance in hell.
 

KK

Lifer
Jan 2, 2001
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Don't get caught sniffing her panties. She might be offended.
 

pontifex

Lifer
Dec 5, 2000
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I'm not a pedophile :colbert:

Also, what are the odds that my MILF neighbor is just telling me she needs a babbysitter so she can lure me over to her house and have her way with me?

You're an ATOTer...the chances are .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
 

schneiderguy

Lifer
Jun 26, 2006
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Hai guyz

Good news: Babby is still alive and isn't missing any appendages.

Bad news: I did not get laid. She was wearing a spaghetti strap shirt and short shorts though, fapfapfap.
 

nageov3t

Lifer
Feb 18, 2004
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Hai guyz

Good news: Babby is still alive and isn't missing any appendages.

Bad news: I did not get laid. She was wearing a spaghetti strap shirt and short shorts though, fapfapfap.

worse news: you're now the guy who's going to watch her kid whenever she needs to go out and have sex with someone else.
 

schneiderguy

Lifer
Jun 26, 2006
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worse news: you're now the guy who's going to watch her kid whenever she needs to go out and have sex with someone else.

She gave me $50 for 2 hours of babbysitting though :D. And she went to the doctors (unless she was lying to me :hmm:). She's married so unless she's cheating on him she's not going out and having sex.

I can use my newfound source of income to attract women my own age! :awe:
 

zinfamous

No Lifer
Jul 12, 2006
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protip: she's having sex with her doctor. or. it was an elaborate night-out fantasy time with the hubby.

you've now ruined your post count.
 

Wordplay

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Jun 28, 2010
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She gave me $50 for 2 hours of babbysitting though :D. And she went to the doctors (unless she was lying to me :hmm:). She's married so unless she's cheating on him she's not going out and having sex.

I can use my newfound source of income to attract women my own age! :awe:
There is nothing like a well trained MILF.