Need babbysitting tips

[gaidensensei]

schneiderguy is babby

:hmm:

 

[illusion88]

How did it go? Was sexy time achieved?

 

[hanoverphist]

How did it go? Was sexy time achieved?

its only been 15 minutes...

 

[olds]

I'm not a pedophile

Also, what are the odds that my MILF neighbor is just telling me she needs a babbysitter so she can lure me over to her house and have her way with me?

Has she ever interacted with you?
If not, I'd say 50/50.
If so, I'd say not a chance in hell.

 

[zinfamous]

schneiderguy has 6666 posts.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

schneiderguy has 6666 posts.

Oh noes! Get him away from babby!

 

[Azraele]

How did babysitting go?

 

[KK]

Don't get caught sniffing her panties. She might be offended.

 

[tyler811]

What he does not know aint gonna hurt you.

Fixed

 

[pontifex]

I'm not a pedophile

Also, what are the odds that my MILF neighbor is just telling me she needs a babbysitter so she can lure me over to her house and have her way with me?

You're an ATOTer...the chances are .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001

 

[PlasmaBomb]

How did babysitting go?

Dear ATOT,

My MILF neighbor just called and she wants me to babbysit her babby for a couple of hours this afternoon

It's been just over an hour. Patience young padawan.

 

[gorcorps]

You're an ATOTer...the chances are .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001

but does that = 0? :hmm:

 

[schneiderguy]

Hai guyz

Good news: Babby is still alive and isn't missing any appendages.

Bad news: I did not get laid. She was wearing a spaghetti strap shirt and short shorts though, fapfapfap.

 

[nageov3t]

Hai guyz

Good news: Babby is still alive and isn't missing any appendages.

Bad news: I did not get laid. She was wearing a spaghetti strap shirt and short shorts though, fapfapfap.

worse news: you're now the guy who's going to watch her kid whenever she needs to go out and have sex with someone else.

 

[schneiderguy]

worse news: you're now the guy who's going to watch her kid whenever she needs to go out and have sex with someone else.

She gave me $50 for 2 hours of babbysitting though 😀. And she went to the doctors (unless she was lying to me :hmm🙂. She's married so unless she's cheating on him she's not going out and having sex.

I can use my newfound source of income to attract women my own age! :awe:

 

[zinfamous]

protip: she's having sex with her doctor. or. it was an elaborate night-out fantasy time with the hubby.

you've now ruined your post count.

 

[busydude]

i can use my newfound source of income to attract women my own age! :awe:

14? 15?

 

[schneiderguy]

you've now ruined your post count.

I know, I was tempted to stop posting at 6666 and just create a new account.

 

[schneiderguy]

14? 15?

DOn't need $$$ to attract the 14 and 15 year olds, they're already all over me :wub: The older girls are a bit more difficult though.

I like your avatar :awe:

 

[busydude]

I like your avatar

Courtesy of schneiderguy. :awe::wub::awe:

 

[Wordplay]

She gave me $50 for 2 hours of babbysitting though 😀. And she went to the doctors (unless she was lying to me :hmm🙂. She's married so unless she's cheating on him she's not going out and having sex.

I can use my newfound source of income to attract women my own age! :awe:

There is nothing like a well trained MILF.