Need babbysitting tips

[schneiderguy]

Dear ATOT,

My MILF neighbor just called and she wants me to babbysit her babby for a couple of hours this afternoon (she must be desperate :awe.

I've never sat on any babbies before though, and I have no idea what I'm doing.

Her babby is a 4 year old boy. Can 4 year olds go to the bathroom by themselves? Can they talk? What am I supposed to do for two hours with him??? D:

Love,
schneiderguy

 

[hanoverphist]

yes they are usually toilet trained by that age. if its just a couple hours, play with his toys with him. or see if he wants to watch tv. they are extremely easy to entertain at that age.

 

[schneiderguy]

yes they are usually toilet trained by that age. if its just a couple hours, play with his toys with him. or see if he wants to watch tv. they are extremely easy to entertain at that age.

Do I need to feed/water him? Or is he old enough to ask me if he gets hungry/thirsty.

 

[rcpratt]

yes they are usually toilet trained by that age. if its just a couple hours, play with his toys with him. or see if he wants to watch tv. they are extremely easy to entertain at that age.

Well that was far too serious of a response.

 

[BoomerD]

Schneiderguy, put down the candy and step away from the child.

 

[Jeeebus]

I feel dirty saying this, but schneiderguy could learn a lot about the fine art of trolling from neckbeard.

 

[schneiderguy]

Schneiderguy, put down the candy and step away from the child.

I'm not a pedophile

Also, what are the odds that my MILF neighbor is just telling me she needs a babbysitter so she can lure me over to her house and have her way with me?

 

[OCGuy]

Make sure this isn't against your probation order.

 

[schneiderguy]

I feel dirty saying this, but schneiderguy could learn a lot about the fine art of trolling from neckbeard.

I'm not trolling.

Besides saying "babby" which makes some people mad

 

[Texashiker]

Do I need to feed/water him? Or is he old enough to ask me if he gets hungry/thirsty.

Do you have pets? If the kid gets hungry, show him/her where the pet food and water bowl is at.

My grandson use to go to the dog bowl and eat the dry dog foog like candy. After about a year, we finally got him to stop.

At 4 years old, put on a pizza and something like the movie cars or sponge bob square pants.

 

[schneiderguy]

Do you have pets? If the kid gets hungry, show him/her where the pet food and water bowl is at.

My grandson use to go to the dog bowl and eat the dry dog foog like candy. After about a year, we finally got him to stop.

Haha I don't think his mom would like if I trained him to do that

 

[Dirigible]

I'm not a pedophile

Also, what are the odds that my MILF neighbor is just telling me she needs a babbysitter so she can lure me over to her house and have her way with me?

It's a test. If you care for babby she will deem you suitable and attempt to make more babby with you.



As others have said, a four year old babby is easy to sit. They should be able to poop by themselves and talk. Just hang out and play with toy trucks. Or watch Bob the Builder.

Then make babby. But use protection so you don't make babby. Sitting for babby 24/7 sucks.

 

[BrokenVisage]

You need to do instain MILF.

 

[schneiderguy]

It's a test. If you care for babby she will deem you suitable and attempt to make more babby with you.



As others have said, a four year old babby is easy to sit. They should be able to poop by themselves and talk. Just hang out and play with toy trucks. Or watch Bob the Builder.

Then make babby. But use protection so you don't make babby. Sitting for babby 24/7 sucks.

Her husband has an NRA sticker on his truck. Would he shoot me if he caught me making babbies with his wife?

 

[Dirigible]

Yes. Be quick babby making. Still protection use take time to.

 

[Dirigible]

Shit. Now English messed up my. Dammit!!!

 

[Texashiker]

Her husband has an NRA sticker on his truck. Would he shoot me if he could me making babbies with his wife?

What he does not know aint gonna hurt him.

 

[hanoverphist]

Do I need to feed/water him? Or is he old enough to ask me if he gets hungry/thirsty.

couple of hours wont really matter, it will probably be between meals anyway. mine always asked for a drink if they were thirsty

Well that was far too serious of a response.

hehe sorry, i stayed home with my kids for the first 4 years of their lives, habit.

I'm not a pedophile

Also, what are the odds that my MILF neighbor is just telling me she needs a babbysitter so she can lure me over to her house and have her way with me?

id say you should assume this, and hope its true. most likely youre her last hope and isnt thinking sex at all tho.

 

[zinfamous]

10 minutes on 50% power should do the trick.

 

[schneiderguy]

10 minutes on 50% power should do the trick.

:hmm::hmm::hmm:

I'm not going to stick the babby in the microwave.

 

[BrokenVisage]

Her husband has an NRA sticker on his truck. Would he shoot me if he caught me forming babbies with his wife?

FTFY

 

[kranky]

ProTip: do not play "How many dimes can you fit in your mouth?"

For some reason it makes mothers angry. Who knew?

 

[edro]

Play with legos for a few hours.
Win.

 

[cronos]

wtf nobody asks for pics of said MILF?

 

[Texashiker]

wtf nobody asks for pics of said MILF?

Or at least her facebook page?