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Need an excuse(s)

SneakyStuff

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Long story short:

Moved down to college house, for some reason everyone either doesn't have a car, their car is broken, or they're having car troubles. I keep getting sob stories and people ask me to take them to work, take them to get food, take them to post office, etc... I want to help out friends and casual aqquantainces as much as the next guy but it's getting old and I need some good excuses for the future. No would work I suppose, but I don't want to be the guy that isn't welcome at parties because he's a dick. :confused:

 

SneakyStuff

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How about I blow my car up and get rocket skates? I'll get myself around twice as fast and nobody can ride with me :laugh:
 

Farang

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Originally posted by: SneakyStuff
How about I blow my car up and get rocket skates? I'll get myself around twice as fast and nobody can ride with me :laugh:

Wait.. you created this whole thread just to set yourself up for a bad joke?
 

K1052

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Aug 21, 2003
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Originally posted by: SneakyStuff
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: I Saw OJ
Originally posted by: KeithTalent
Originally posted by: K1052
Gas, grass, or ass.

This.

KT

yup

This actually makes sense, I guess the more desperate the story for a ride the better "you owe me" I have for the future.

Negative. Payment required up front or during ride.