Need advice with life..

[multiband8303]

My boss is only giving us a 25% bonus this month, And being that my annual salary is 200k (I make a little less then the other people, as I am only 18 years old) I think it is unfair, and I simply won't have enough money to spend on my porn star wife and her sister.

Ontop of that I also have to reinvest on my stocks, and I couldn't decide whether to get a BMW or a Mercedes...so I got both...

Anyways, how do I tell my boss that I need more? I thought a few of my fellow ATOTers should know what to do, as they may have been in my situtation.

 

[Capt Caveman]

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[MrChad]

I rate this thread "Terrible". :thumbsdown:

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: MrChad
I rate this thread "seppuku". :thumbsdown:

fixed

 

[GenHoth]

pics or ban

 

[Beev]

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: MrChad
I rate this thread "seppuku". :thumbsdown:

fixed

Fixedx2

 

[biggestmuff]

Where the original thread?

This parody sucks.

 

[Feneant2]

At least your have your footlong e-penis to fall back on if you lose your job.

 

[So]

Anyone else think parody is a lost art on AT?

 

[jjones]

Originally posted by: So
Anyone else think parody is a lost art on AT?

This witless attempt certainly validates that question.

 

[Kadarin]

An alternator sized chunk of bulk beef should solve the OP's problem.

 

[wheresmybacon]

Originally posted by: biggestmuff
Where the original thread?

This parody sucks.

Close your eyes, then point to any part of the screen in OT. Chances are that thread is it.

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: MrChad
I rate this thread "seppuku". :thumbsdown:

fixed

I agree. http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/michaeld/yourthread.jpg

 

[Ns1]

0/10

a bigger failure than the virtual boy

 

[jupiter57]

Originally posted by: MrChad
I rate this thread "Terrible". :thumbsdown:

Well, I rate this thread "Typical"!

 

[Oil]

Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis
0/10

a bigger failure than the virtual boy

Ouch, thats pretty harsh

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: So
Anyone else think parody is a lost art on AT?

It's a gets-you-banned art actually. Right melty?

 

[squirrel dog]

I'd tell him I would like a 10lb chunk of wholesale beef,in the alternator size.

 

[Johnlee]

Wow, you get banned for stuff like this now?

 

[pstylesss]

Originally posted by: Johnlee
Wow, you get banned for stuff like this now?

...maybe they should. What is it with all the stupid posts lately? I'm relatively new here, but bad threads are on the rise today it seems... or is this normal and in my short time here just not experienced it yet?

 

[mrrman]

well I am 17 and make $201K per year and getting a 26% bonus and have a harem of ladies..weekly....what to do

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: ZeroIQ

Originally posted by: Johnlee
Wow, you get banned for stuff like this now?

...maybe they should. What is it with all the stupid posts lately? I'm relatively new here, but bad threads are on the rise today it seems... or is this normal and in my short time here just not experienced it yet?

they should ban shitty parodies, not good ones haha

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: biggestmuff
Where the original thread?

This parody sucks.

isn't it obvious? he's parodying the whole forum

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis

Originally posted by: ZeroIQ

Originally posted by: Johnlee
Wow, you get banned for stuff like this now?

...maybe they should. What is it with all the stupid posts lately? I'm relatively new here, but bad threads are on the rise today it seems... or is this normal and in my short time here just not experienced it yet?

they should ban shitty parodies, not good ones haha

they'd be banning a lot because 99.9% of the parodies on this foum are really bad.

 

[Scarpozzi]

I'm sure if you sleep with Sonz, he can help you pick out a new video card that's worth a damn.