Here are some from my quote file. If I know who said them, they are identified.
When a girl has a problem everybody in the house knows about it, but the first time you find out that a boy has a problem is when the police bring him home.
"your right, maybe I should post this in a graphics forum, b/c no one here knows anything about graphics. Except lord maul. But he's homosexual."
CasioTech
Cows do not belong in dairy farmers' pens. They belong out in the wilderness, where they may run free with the wolves and bears (me!)
Just cause a motherboard is green like plants, doesnt mean you should be watering them ~ Joe
Whatever floats your boat, just stay the HELL out my lake... - MrCodeDude
Cry havoc, and release the cows of war!
Type in the search word,
apply pressure to button
then read the results.
--it's a haiku!
If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.
dude... I just tried saying "okay, ma'am, go ahead and open up your browser to see if you can browse" and I ended up saying "okay, ma'am, go ahead and open up your *looking through this thread* bra to see if you can - uh... I'm terribly sorry I meant open up your browser to see if..."
FFM
There are two basic laws of customer service:
1-Customers are always right.
2-They must be punished for their arrogance.
COME ON GUYS, STOP EVADING ME!!!
--BingBongWongFooey
Have a greate day skoorb, jerboy, eakers, or whatever your name is. You all sound alike anyway, either trying to be cute or griping about the most miniscule things that really dont matter anyway.
gotta run. RL takes precedence over this board.
-- slag
Yes, Packard Bell is out of business in the US. Most of its machines were caught, deal with, and put down. However, what they don't tell you, and what they don't want you to know, is a small number of these machines escaped and have never been caught. I almost bagged one, its power cord was wrapped around some bushes in a small wooded area in back of the house. I grabbed for it. but it vanished into the night, its power cord dangling in my hand like a lizard's detached tail. It was then I noticed I had disturbed this particular machine from a nest containing at least six of these remotes, all beige in color. So collecting these remotes in the wild is the only means of procurement. Nests are abandoned readily (they never were GOOD computers) so people find plenty of these remotes, and sell them on ebay.
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