Need a recommendatoin for a POWERFUL toilet...

[RossMAN]

Originally posted by: N8Magic

Originally posted by: RossMAN
If you've got the $ and a good local plumbing store, you should check out a Toto High Performance toilet.

From the website:

TOILET FLUSHING SYSTEMS

Description Flushing System Price Quiet Performance
TOTO Gravity Gravity-2" flush valve $-$$ Yes Good
TOTO Power Gravity Gravity-3" flush valve $$ Yes Better
TOTO G-Max Gravity-3" flush valve $-$$$ Yes Best
Pressure Assisted Compressed air tank $$$ No Best

The G-Max! LOL!

That's what I'm going to own one day, the G-Max is high performance but also quiet, also get the SanaGloss Glazing which makes cleaning the toilet soooooooooo much easier.

 

[Evadman]

Pressure Assisted Compressed air tank $$$ No Best

Oooo, compressed air I have a new project!

Oh, and I'll need a 60" Exhaust fan with a 3 HP dayton motor on a belt drive too. (evadman knows what I'm talkin about!)

Dude, if you need a 60" exaust fan you got issues. If you need a fan that would rival the pull of the prison toilet you need to see a doctor about that stanky ass

Wow. 3 HP fan. That would probably levitate itself. and what's the belt drive for? You think the nise cutting ability of a belt drive is going to cut down on the noise of 10,000 CFM of air rushing under the crack on the bathroom door? Hell, it would probably pull the door off it's hinges after creating a vacuum, and sucking all those little soaps out of that stupid dish your wife put in there.

Wife: Hey! You can't use those! They are for decoration.
PAB: Woah, sorry. My Bad. *wipes face on towel with dolphin on it*
Wife: AHHHHH!!!!

 

[Adul]

Originally posted by: Evadman

Pressure Assisted Compressed air tank $$$ No Best

Oooo, compressed air I have a new project!

Oh, and I'll need a 60" Exhaust fan with a 3 HP dayton motor on a belt drive too. (evadman knows what I'm talkin about!)

Dude, if you need a 60" exaust fan you got issues. If you need a fan that would rival the pull of the prison toilet you need to see a doctor about that stanky ass

Wow. 3 HP fan. That would probably levitate itself. and what's the belt drive for? You think the nise cutting ability of a belt drive is going to cut down on the noise of 10,000 CFM of air rushing under the crack on the bathroom door? Hell, it would probably pull the door off it's hinges after creating a vacuum, and sucking all those little soaps out of that stupid dish your wife put in there.

Wife: Hey! You can't use those! They are for decoration.
PAB: Woah, sorry. My Bad. *wipes face on towel with dolphin on it*
Wife: AHHHHH!!!!

BUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA

 

[PsychoAndy]

Originally posted by: Evadman

Pressure Assisted Compressed air tank $$$ No Best

Oooo, compressed air I have a new project!

Oh, and I'll need a 60" Exhaust fan with a 3 HP dayton motor on a belt drive too. (evadman knows what I'm talkin about!)

Dude, if you need a 60" exaust fan you got issues. If you need a fan that would rival the pull of the prison toilet you need to see a doctor about that stanky ass

Wow. 3 HP fan. That would probably levitate itself. and what's the belt drive for? You think the nise cutting ability of a belt drive is going to cut down on the noise of 10,000 CFM of air rushing under the crack on the bathroom door? Hell, it would probably pull the door off it's hinges after creating a vacuum, and sucking all those little soaps out of that stupid dish your wife put in there.

Wife: Hey! You can't use those! They are for decoration.
PAB: Woah, sorry. My Bad. *wipes face on towel with dolphin on it*
Wife: AHHHHH!!!!

See, dad is in the restaurant business. You take a big ass fan with mount. Put a tension belt on it, and lash it to a strong electric motor. IIRC we had a 5 HP (or was it 3) dayton motor in restaurant 1.0. That was the third one in 20 years and it ran off triple 20 AMP breakers.

It worked for him. Besides that, a 60" with a 3 HP would double as an excellent whole house ventillation fan.

-PAB

 

[PsychoAndy]

Originally posted by: Adul

Originally posted by: Evadman

Pressure Assisted Compressed air tank $$$ No Best

Oooo, compressed air I have a new project!

Oh, and I'll need a 60" Exhaust fan with a 3 HP dayton motor on a belt drive too. (evadman knows what I'm talkin about!)

Dude, if you need a 60" exaust fan you got issues. If you need a fan that would rival the pull of the prison toilet you need to see a doctor about that stanky ass

Wow. 3 HP fan. That would probably levitate itself. and what's the belt drive for? You think the nise cutting ability of a belt drive is going to cut down on the noise of 10,000 CFM of air rushing under the crack on the bathroom door? Hell, it would probably pull the door off it's hinges after creating a vacuum, and sucking all those little soaps out of that stupid dish your wife put in there.

Wife: Hey! You can't use those! They are for decoration.
PAB: Woah, sorry. My Bad. *wipes face on towel with dolphin on it*
Wife: AHHHHH!!!!

BUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Of course its funny. If you've ever talked to me and think I can get a wife, you'd be laughing your ass off too.

-PAB

 

[Tominator]

Holy Cow! Wonder if Newegg will have any refurbs in the near future?

'Course I'll got to Home Depot to test drive one before I commit....

 

[BD2003]

Man I dont know how I'd be able to deal if I ever got another toilet. I go to my friends house and I swear if you put even a single square of toilet paper in there it will clog. I've never, ever clogged the toilet in my apt, and believe me, I've tried. There is nothing better than a powerful toilet. My toilet is so powerful, if you flush it while youre sitting on it, your ass gets a fine misting, and it feels GREAT. There is nothing better than cool mist on your ass after squeezing out a rectum-ripper that leaves your ass feeling like a volcano. The really cool thing is, if you hold down the lever, it will just keep flushing forever. Its like having your own personal vortex. And who doesnt want a vortex?

On a side note, walking through the grocery store the other day I ran across wet wipes "flushables". These things are awesome. Your ass will thank you. Not as absorbent as I'd like, but they leave your ass feeling like a million bucks.

 

[RossMAN]

Originally posted by: BD2003
My toilet is so powerful, if you flush it while youre sitting on it, your ass gets a fine misting, and it feels GREAT. There is nothing better than cool mist on your ass after squeezing out a rectum-ripper that leaves your ass feeling like a volcano.

Eww, do you know how nasty that is?

A fine mist on your ass?

I dunno if I should gag or laugh my ass off or both.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

LMFAO at this whole thread.

Originally posted by: BD2003
Man I dont know how I'd be able to deal if I ever got another toilet. I go to my friends house and I swear if you put even a single square of toilet paper in there it will clog. I've never, ever clogged the toilet in my apt, and believe me, I've tried. There is nothing better than a powerful toilet. My toilet is so powerful, if you flush it while youre sitting on it, your ass gets a fine misting, and it feels GREAT. There is nothing better than cool mist on your ass after squeezing out a rectum-ripper that leaves your ass feeling like a volcano. The really cool thing is, if you hold down the lever, it will just keep flushing forever. Its like having your own personal vortex. And who doesnt want a vortex?

On a side note, walking through the grocery store the other day I ran across wet wipes "flushables". These things are awesome. Your ass will thank you. Not as absorbent as I'd like, but they leave your ass feeling like a million bucks.

I swear, ATOT is gonna get me fired. I just about collasped on the floor and died from laughter after reading that poetic description.

- M4H

 

[ProviaFan]

Originally posted by: RossMAN

Originally posted by: BD2003
My toilet is so powerful, if you flush it while youre sitting on it, your ass gets a fine misting, and it feels GREAT. There is nothing better than cool mist on your ass after squeezing out a rectum-ripper that leaves your ass feeling like a volcano.

Eww, do you know how nasty that is?

A fine mist on your ass?

I dunno if I should gag or laugh my ass off or both.

Isn't the whole point of "bidet" toilet seats to mist your ass after taking a big sh!t? I just don't find that sensation very appealing. :disgust:

 

[MainFramed]

my dads in the construction buis..owns his own company...been in this for 21 years he has. just asked him and he would say:

a pressure assiant toliet is what you want, he got one and it almost sucks my grandma in when shes on it. no kidding either. :Q

 

[Hoober]

Originally posted by: BD2003
Man I dont know how I'd be able to deal if I ever got another toilet. I go to my friends house and I swear if you put even a single square of toilet paper in there it will clog. I've never, ever clogged the toilet in my apt, and believe me, I've tried. There is nothing better than a powerful toilet. My toilet is so powerful, if you flush it while youre sitting on it, your ass gets a fine misting, and it feels GREAT. There is nothing better than cool mist on your ass after squeezing out a rectum-ripper that leaves your ass feeling like a volcano. The really cool thing is, if you hold down the lever, it will just keep flushing forever. Its like having your own personal vortex. And who doesnt want a vortex?

On a side note, walking through the grocery store the other day I ran across wet wipes "flushables". These things are awesome. Your ass will thank you. Not as absorbent as I'd like, but they leave your ass feeling like a million bucks.

Holy God!!!!

 

[sharkeeper]

Wow. 3 HP fan. That would probably levitate itself. and what's the belt drive for? You think the nise cutting ability of a belt drive is going to cut down on the noise of 10,000 CFM of air rushing under the crack on the bathroom door? Hell, it would probably pull the door off it's hinges after creating a vacuum, and sucking all those little soaps out of that stupid dish your wife put in there.

That's not the only crack that would be hissing in that case!

Heads come in all varieties that can dispose of all sorts of waste. Invest in one with a mascerating pump. These will even reduce gorilla sized rock hard logs to tapioca in seconds!

Then you have the electric heads that burn waste.

Cheers!

 

[FrustratedUser]

Ask Al Bundy for advice.

 

[Squisher]

Originally posted by: RossMAN
Oh sh!t (literally) I just found the Audi of toilets.

I present to you, the Toto Prominence One Piece Toilet.

Prices:
White - $935.00
Basic - $1,075.25
Premium - $1,402.50

$1400? For a toilet? I'd hire a guy to plunge it for me for less than $1400.

That thing better come with four barrel carb and plenty of cup holders.

 

[CurtCold]

You should just put a supercharger and a cowl induction seat on your current toilet. This has got to be one of the best threads I've read so far. Let "Tim the Toolman Tayler" make you a toilet......

 

[RossMAN]

Originally posted by: Squisher

Originally posted by: RossMAN
Oh sh!t (literally) I just found the Audi of toilets.

I present to you, the Toto Prominence One Piece Toilet.

Prices:
White - $935.00
Basic - $1,075.25
Premium - $1,402.50

$1400? For a toilet? I'd hire a guy to plunge it for me for less than $1400.

That thing better come with four barrel carb and plenty of cup holders.

Ah cup holders ...

 

[bmd]

Originally posted by: Hoober

Originally posted by: BD2003
Man I dont know how I'd be able to deal if I ever got another toilet. I go to my friends house and I swear if you put even a single square of toilet paper in there it will clog. I've never, ever clogged the toilet in my apt, and believe me, I've tried. There is nothing better than a powerful toilet. My toilet is so powerful, if you flush it while youre sitting on it, your ass gets a fine misting, and it feels GREAT. There is nothing better than cool mist on your ass after squeezing out a rectum-ripper that leaves your ass feeling like a volcano. The really cool thing is, if you hold down the lever, it will just keep flushing forever. Its like having your own personal vortex. And who doesnt want a vortex?

On a side note, walking through the grocery store the other day I ran across wet wipes "flushables". These things are awesome. Your ass will thank you. Not as absorbent as I'd like, but they leave your ass feeling like a million bucks.

Holy God!!!!

hahahaha this whole thread is great.

 

[Parrotheader]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
LMFAO at this whole thread.

Originally posted by: BD2003
Man I dont know how I'd be able to deal if I ever got another toilet. I go to my friends house and I swear if you put even a single square of toilet paper in there it will clog. I've never, ever clogged the toilet in my apt, and believe me, I've tried. There is nothing better than a powerful toilet. My toilet is so powerful, if you flush it while youre sitting on it, your ass gets a fine misting, and it feels GREAT. There is nothing better than cool mist on your ass after squeezing out a rectum-ripper that leaves your ass feeling like a volcano. The really cool thing is, if you hold down the lever, it will just keep flushing forever. Its like having your own personal vortex. And who doesnt want a vortex?

On a side note, walking through the grocery store the other day I ran across wet wipes "flushables". These things are awesome. Your ass will thank you. Not as absorbent as I'd like, but they leave your ass feeling like a million bucks.

I swear, ATOT is gonna get me fired. I just about collasped on the floor and died from laughter after reading that poetic description.

- M4H

Ditto

 

[Viper GTS]

Woohoo, another place to use it!

Viper GTS

 

[Zenmervolt]

Originally posted by: jliechty

Originally posted by: RossMAN

Originally posted by: BD2003
My toilet is so powerful, if you flush it while youre sitting on it, your ass gets a fine misting, and it feels GREAT. There is nothing better than cool mist on your ass after squeezing out a rectum-ripper that leaves your ass feeling like a volcano.

Eww, do you know how nasty that is?

A fine mist on your ass?

I dunno if I should gag or laugh my ass off or both.

Isn't the whole point of "bidet" toilet seats to mist your ass after taking a big sh!t? I just don't find that sensation very appealing. :disgust:

The difference is that a bidet doesn't mist your ass with the water that you just took a crap in.

ZV

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: spankyOO7

Originally posted by: BD2003
I still have a 50s-60s era toilet in my apt. No tank, when you flush it its like a hellstorm in there. Its awesome.

it's been known to suck down small children.

Hell yes, dude, I flushed the school bully in 2nd grade.

 

[Zebo]

LMAO at every post.

All kidding aside for most peoples $ a nice $175 Eljer at The Home Depot is all you need.

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: Squisher

Originally posted by: RossMAN
Oh sh!t (literally) I just found the Audi of toilets.

I present to you, the Toto Prominence One Piece Toilet.

Prices:
White - $935.00
Basic - $1,075.25
Premium - $1,402.50

$1400? For a toilet? I'd hire a guy to plunge it for me for less than $1400.

That thing better come with four barrel carb and plenty of cup holders.

Woah! Read the caption:

siphon jet flushing action.

Sounds like a new GIJOE toy toilet or something..."NEW! GI crapper with siphon jet flushing action! Let your soldiers crap in STYLE! *figures sold seperately, batteries not included"

 

[BHeemsoth]

This thread is really making me have to go....


But in the mean time, you guys can check out this toilet