CubicZirconia
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- Nov 24, 2001
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One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.
We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town.
Or what I used to have in my sig:
Hell no, I don't want to die in a race war. I want to be like 88 years old and sleeping with my neighbor's hot young wife. I want to get caught and then try to escape. Hopefully I will fall over a fence made of methamphetamine and get hit by a Budweiser truck doing 100MPH.
When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.
We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town.
Or what I used to have in my sig:
Hell no, I don't want to die in a race war. I want to be like 88 years old and sleeping with my neighbor's hot young wife. I want to get caught and then try to escape. Hopefully I will fall over a fence made of methamphetamine and get hit by a Budweiser truck doing 100MPH.
I GOT ONE, I GOT ONE!!!!!!!:::::::::::::::::::::
" A question that we all have to ask ourselfs is: What is real? How do you define real? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can test, and see. Then real is simply electrical signals inturpeted by your brain. This is the world that we know today."
OR OR OR
"I know you're out there. I can feel you know. I know that you're afraid.
You're afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I dont know the future.
I didnt come here to tell you how this is going to end, I came here to tell you
how its going to begin. Im going to show these people what you dont want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without you. A world without rules and controls, a world without borders or boundries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go form there, is the choose I leave to you."
" A question that we all have to ask ourselfs is: What is real? How do you define real? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can test, and see. Then real is simply electrical signals inturpeted by your brain. This is the world that we know today."
OR OR OR
"I know you're out there. I can feel you know. I know that you're afraid.
You're afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I dont know the future.
I didnt come here to tell you how this is going to end, I came here to tell you
how its going to begin. Im going to show these people what you dont want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without you. A world without rules and controls, a world without borders or boundries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go form there, is the choose I leave to you."
SociallyChallenged
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- Mar 22, 2002
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WE ARE THE wwwwoooOOOOOORRRRRlllllD, WE DID IT. HEW HEW HEW HEW, OS OS OS OS. OHI!!!! YATTA YATTA YATTA.YATTA YATTA YATTA.YATTA YATTA YATTA.YATTA YATTA YATTA.YATTA YATTA YATTA.
JetBlack69
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johnjohn320
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If you ever find yourself falling off a tall building, just go limp. That way, if someone sees you they might think you're a stuffed dummy and try to catch you. Cause I mean, hey, free stuffed dummy.
JetBlack69
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- Sep 16, 2001
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Many games used a code like that. I believe Nokia (spelling?) used that code in almost all of their games.
Here's a couple serious quotes:
"Be the change that you want to see." -Ghandi
"With great power comes great responsibility." - Spiderman
"Be the change that you want to see." -Ghandi
"With great power comes great responsibility." - Spiderman
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