need a quote for graduation

[nater]

I need a good quote to put on my graduation open house invitations but I can't find anything that doesn't sound too corny. Anyone have any suggestions?

**Edit** I've looked at 10+ quotation sites and didn't find anything I liked. I'm asking for something that maybe isn't so conventional but good nonetheless.

 

[Cuda1447]

I can imagine a world without war, a world without hate, and I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

 

[Kadarin]

This one ought to get you noticed...

If you kill one man, you are an assassin. If you kill millions, you are a conqueror. If you kill everyone, you are a god. - Conrad Bland

 

[rgwalt]

My cat's breath smells like catfood.

Ryan

 

[GhettoFob]

"My game is like the Pythagorean theorem, it can't be solved..." - Shaquille O'Neal

 

[loup garou]

Two words: Deep Thoughts

 

[chiwawa626]

Something about killing kittens

 

[Luagsch]

how about eminem: "my music has a positive message and it is: FVCK YOU!!!"

or this one (don't know from whom, was the sig of another guy somewhere); "There's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service. But those were all dead-ends. I think this chair is the answer.?

or this: "Don't Hate Yourself... because no matter how hard you try there's always someone that does it better." - J.Symister 2002

 

[nater]

come on guys, can't I get at least a couple serious suggestions

 

[ElFenix]

"jumping through space ain't like dusting crops, boy"

 

[Legendary]

Bartleby Quotations

 

[Spikey217]

Think of something yourself and make it original. Do you really want to do like everyone else and just find a quote online?

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: nater
come on guys, can't I get at least a couple serious suggestions

Mine was serious. Here's a couple more..

No matter how heinous a deed you contemplate, the operative question is not Is It Evil, but Is It Possible?
There is a difference between refusing a helping hand and dismembering it. I would never refuse one.

Conrad Bland is such a great guy...

 

[Orsorum]

"And do thy duty even if it be humble, rather than another's even if it be great. To die in one's duty is life; to live in another's is death." - Bhagavad Gita

"In every winter's heart there is a quivering spring, and behind the veil of each night there is a smiling face." - Khalil Gibran

 

[Martin]

Originally posted by: Luagsch
how about eminem: "my music has a positive message and it is: FVCK YOU!!!"

or this one (don't know from whom, was the sig of another guy somewhere); "There's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service. But those were all dead-ends. I think this chair is the answer.?

or this: "Don't Hate Yourself... because no matter how hard you try there's always someone that does it better." - J.Symister 2002

Second one is homer simpson

 

[gopunk]

"More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly."
--Woody Allen

 

[yoda291]

my sig

If sex were illegal, they'd have already taken me in for conspiracy.

 

[thirtythree]

open your eyes. try to see the world from someone else's perspective. even if it scares you. even if you are certain you have all the answers. you don't. I don't. no one does.

EDIT: or "if you're giving in then you're giving up." ~billy corgan

 

[Luagsch]

Originally posted by: MartyTheManiak

Originally posted by: Luagsch
how about eminem: "my music has a positive message and it is: FVCK YOU!!!"

or this one (don't know from whom, was the sig of another guy somewhere); "There's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service. But those were all dead-ends. I think this chair is the answer.?

or this: "Don't Hate Yourself... because no matter how hard you try there's always someone that does it better." - J.Symister 2002

Second one is homer simpson

LOOOOOL, i knew it was from a well-respected philosopher

 

[Azraele]

Grab a line of poetry from somewhere.

 

[MustangSVT]

use sunscreen.

 

[NutBucket]

Life sucks and then you die?

 

[Kevin]

My yearbook quote was "I can't win..."

 

[xSauronx]

how about

"$5.00 cover charge for adults, children 12 and younger - $2.50"

whatcha think? thats half off, what a deal!

Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction.

Albert Einstein

In the arena of human life the honours and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities.
Aristotle

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
J. R. R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson


A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
Thomas Carruthers

A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
John Ciardi

I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

Watch the stars, and from them learn. To the Master's honor all must turn, each in its track, without a sound, forever tracing Newton's ground.
Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

Einstein, good guy

 

[gopunk]

Mail This Quote A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
John Ciardi