"We Don't Fix Washing Machines, Cars, Lamps, Televisions, Cameras, Air Conditioners, Lawn Mowers, Pool Pumps, Hair Dryers, Stereos, Glasses, Blenders, Waffle Irons, Copiers, Vacuum Cleaners, Dishwashers, Toaster Ovens, Refrigerators, Microwaves, or Food Processors...Only Mobile Devices"