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Lifer
Dec 7, 2009
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You hı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨аve something on your screen mobile repair.com

This way even if their mobile device works perfectly fine, they will needlessly pay you exorbitant sums to "fix" the problem.

I expect compensation in the form of a Lamborghini Aventador and it better not be one of those lame kit cars either!
 

Fritzo

Lifer
Jan 3, 2001
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"We Don't Fix Washing Machines, Cars, Lamps, Televisions, Cameras, Air Conditioners, Lawn Mowers, Pool Pumps, Hair Dryers, Stereos, Glasses, Blenders, Waffle Irons, Copiers, Vacuum Cleaners, Dishwashers, Toaster Ovens, Refrigerators, Microwaves, or Food Processors...Only Mobile Devices"