Need a good quote

[So]

Originally posted by: z42
What do you all think of "Mostly harmless"?

It'll do...in a pinch.

 

[blahter]

"I pinch"

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: blahter
"I pinch"

"Little pinch?"

 

[Kyteland]

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.
- Wallace Irwin

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?

Give a man some fire, and he's warm for the evening. SET a man on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life...

Masquerading as a normal person, day after day, is exhausting...

If you're not part of the solution, then you're part of the precipitate.

What doesn't kill you, only delays the inevitable.

Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat.

OMG!!! OH NO! AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! NOOOOOO!O!OO!O!!!!

Chances are, if you're reading this, you're ugly.

That last one isn't a quote. I really mean it. 😉

 

[Enfer Singe]

snape kills dumbledore

 

[tfinch2]

Well done is better than well said.

or

People who are wrapped up in themselves make small packages.

 

[BoomerD]

As taught to me in USMC boot camp:
"If you ain't cheatin, You ain't tryin!"

OR

My dog tells me the voices in my head are lying to me

OR

http://www.brainyquote.com/

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Life's too short to drink bad beer!
Put the AOL down and walk away, Nobody gets hurt.
Tragically Hyped

 

[BoomerD]

Put down the candy and step away from the child.

 

[skyking]

indecision may or may not be my biggest problem.......

 

[Coquito]

Daddy payed for it all

 

[siameseplease]

"I got work to do and b!tches to screw."

 

[drum]

I bet it was hard to pick up girls if you had the Black Death

 

[bluewall21]

"Don't be afraid, be terrified!"

 

[The Batt?sai]

Originally posted by: JDrake

WHO AM I?


A banned member, that's who. Goodbye JDrake.

AnandTech Moderator

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[The Batt?sai]

Originally posted by: iRONic
"Now with 100% more wtf"

/fixed

 

[Kadarin]

On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake.
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.