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Need a good quote

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z42

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I'm running a little short on creativity today, so I figured I would go to ATOT for help. I won a contest on another forum and I can get a permanent title attached to my username. Kind of funny that I beat out a lot of people with a witty answer to the question of the week, but now I can't think of a short phrase 😱

Anyhow, I need something PG-13 or cleaner, shorter is better that I could use for a quote. Winner gets a :cookie:

EDIT: has to be less than 50 characters, sorry I left that out.
 
Originally posted by: z42
I'm running a little short on creativity today, so I figured I would go to ATOT for help. I won a contest on another forum and I can get a permanent title attached to my username. Kind of funny that I beat out a lot of people with a witty answer to the question of the week, but now I can't think of a short phrase 😱

Anyhow, I need something PG-13 or cleaner, shorter is better that I could use for a quote. Winner gets a :cookie:
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Read my sig.

Quote from the greatest Captain ever, and it applies to issues we face today, such as: abortion, gay marriage, religion, Iraq, terrorism...
 
"Live is Evil...backwards"
lemme think of some more good ones!

"A witty saying proves nothing"
 
Thunder rolled. ... It rolled a six.

Go on, prove me wrong. Destroy the fabric of the universe. See if I care.

'Are you Death?'
IT'S THE SCYTHE, ISN'T IT? PEOPLE ALWAYS NOTICE THE SCYTHE.

Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate...

Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.

 
Originally posted by: pontifex

Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate...
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This is my favorite one so far, problem is it would be too long. I knew I would run into a problem with ATOT, advice, and PG-13 restriction in the same request 🙂
 
I'm not afraid of heights. I'm afraid of widths.

Last night I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone...

Boycott shampoo. Demand the real poo!
 
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
I'm not afraid of heights. I'm afraid of widths.

Last night I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone...

Boycott shampoo. Demand the real poo!
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Rincewind: I'm not going to ride on a magic carpet! I'm afraid of grounds.
Conina: You mean heights. And stop being silly.
Rincewind: I know what I mean! It's the grounds that kill you!

 
Good ideas so far.

Maybe having some sugar with lunch will jump-start my brain. Is it bad if my brain is not really working while I'm at work?
 
Originally posted by: pontifex
Thunder rolled. ... It rolled a six.

Go on, prove me wrong. Destroy the fabric of the universe. See if I care.

'Are you Death?'
IT'S THE SCYTHE, ISN'T IT? PEOPLE ALWAYS NOTICE THE SCYTHE.

Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate...

Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.
Click to expand...

Terry Prattchet?
 
Originally posted by: KarenMarie
Originally posted by: pontifex
Thunder rolled. ... It rolled a six.

Go on, prove me wrong. Destroy the fabric of the universe. See if I care.

'Are you Death?'
IT'S THE SCYTHE, ISN'T IT? PEOPLE ALWAYS NOTICE THE SCYTHE.

Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate...

Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.
Click to expand...

Terry Prattchet?
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Yep
 
Peter: Lois, you've got a sick mind!
Lois: Peter, I'm talking about making love.
Peter: Oh, I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money

Stewie: Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

Peter: I don't say this often enough, but, uh, I'm gonna die.
Lois: Oh my God.
Stewie: High five! Anyone? Anyone?

 
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