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Need a bachelorette/shower gift for a LESBIAN couple -> Need suggestions

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Night201

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My gf has a friend who is a lesbian and she is getting married to another woman shortly. They are both having a wedding shower and bachlorette party this weekend and needs to get them something. Something in the $20-30 range. I was thinking some body chocholate to paint on each other, but that is only $10...so more ideas are needed. Any suggestions? I'm sure there will be some joking around in here, but I also need some legit suggestions.
 
double-headed dil... um... wait.

sorry, immature mode kicked in. How about money? everyone loves money.
 
I think Southpark expressed it best. Matching pairs of Birkenstocks and Indiglo Girls albums... you can't go wrong...


[Cartman's House]

--Cartman is on the floor, licking the rug.

Stan: What the hell are you doing Cartman?

Cartman: My mom said if you want to become a lesbian, you have to lick carpet.

Stan: Really?

Stan: Well, I got a Indiglo Girls CD, the guy at the record store said it was perfect.

--Kyle puts the CD on.

Kyle: And I got these killer Birkenstocks.

--Stan is putting on the Birks.

--They all start licking the carpet.

Cartman: This is a bunch of crap! I've been licking this carpet for three hours, and I still don't feel like a lesbian.
😉
 
You're asking a male dominated web site a question about appropriate gifts for lesbians? Aren't most 'regular" shower gifts okay too? Doesn't your g/f know what's good to give?
 
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