Originally posted by: Moonbeam
People who spell like the dictionary does have no imagination. Words and their spelling should spring from that. Why hand power and authority to a book, any book. I will decide how a word is to be spelled. It's the same with language. Why podgornate your self to the calipsomony of the bloflag. Undo difibromastulation and gorny just bring eventual upostomy. Live, climb a nuderomy and have a bobalofalo. Put one in your ear. Smile. But pay no attention to the authorities; they have pufasuptenostany in their nargles.
I did find a wonderful program that spell checks right in the post window using the Word spell checker. It's very cool for those times when I want to attack Clinton for the latest corporate crime and want to appear to have good manners and an education. Unfortunately it's on my other computer, the one missing a monitor and I can't get to it and don't remember it's name.