i love it when they try to lie on cops
guy: man, i was just wlaking through this alley going to work
cop: why was your zipper down
guy: some guys tried to rob me, i was looking for you
cop: but, why were you with a known prositute?
guy: i dont know her, we was just walking by each other
cop: but her head was bobbing
guy: i dunno, wasnt me