NE1 else like watching COPS?

NFS4

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I can't help myself sometimes, seeing cops bust so much trash on TV. At least FOX is good for something:D
 

fatbaby

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yea all the "blacks" are on fox, but they're all on cops...

~fat
 

minendo

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Im so p!ssed. I go home for a week (Christmas Break) and I get back and our cable company no longer provides Fox. We have ghetto cable here in the apartment building I live in. Its provided by a company that installed a Direct TV dish and then just serves everyone here. Our basic cable is 80 channels for $32.75 but I need FOX. How can I live without the Simpson's?
 

NFS4

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<< Please don't forget "When Animals Attack..."

The best show... ever....
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ROTFF!! :)

Trainer: Sit down
Lion: **I'll be a good boy, I'll sit down**
Trainer: Roll over
Lion: **Woohoo, I'll roll over for you boss**
Trainer: Jump up on this platform
Lion: **WTF, I'm the king of the jungle and I'm being commanded around like a fuggin' dog??**

Lion decapitates trainer :D
 

MrCodeDude

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<<

<< Please don't forget "When Animals Attack..."

The best show... ever....
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When surgery goes wrong?

yea all the "blacks" are on fox, but they're all on cops...

~fat
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"Ain't no blacks on the TV Screen..

NBC = Nothing But Caucasions
ABC = Anything But Color
UPN = Under Paid Negros
WB = Wherestha Brotha?
CBS = Caucasion Broadcasting Station
Now there's a lot of blacks on FOX, except they all on COPS."

MADTV is the best :D
-- mrcodedude
 

NFS4

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<<

<< Please don't forget "When Animals Attack..."

The best show... ever....
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When surgery goes wrong?

yea all the "blacks" are on fox, but they're all on cops...

~fat
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I see more fat, white crackhead wife beaters on COPS than black folk ;)
 

Pr0Hawk

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I see more fat, white crackhead wife beaters on COPS than black folk LOL! I couldn't agree more.
 

conjur

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The redneck white-trash folk are funny.

Actually, the other night, guy that works for me calls me up and says, "Hey! Put it on COPS! My apt complex is on there!" He lived in L.A. for a year or so and the place he'd lived in was being shown.
 

NFS4

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<< The redneck white-trash folk are funny.

Actually, the other night, guy that works for me calls me up and says, "Hey! Put it on COPS! My apt complex is on there!" He lived in L.A. for a year or so and the place he'd lived in was being shown.
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Why does that for some reason remind me of the neighbor from Office Space:Q;)
 

killface

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I usually HATE cops. The only time I like it is when they have to restrain someone who's on angel dust. Those guys get NUTS. One guy was running around a school at night butt naked. It was some of the best TV ever.
 

BScott881

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I was in jail about a week a year or so ago. I don't know why but the people in jail liked COPS more than most other shows.
 

iamwiz82

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i love it when they try to lie on cops

guy: man, i was just wlaking through this alley going to work

cop: why was your zipper down

guy: some guys tried to rob me, i was looking for you

cop: but, why were you with a known prositute?

guy: i dont know her, we was just walking by each other

cop: but her head was bobbing

guy: i dunno, wasnt me
 

conjur

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Heh...another great line:

Cop: "Why were you running?"
Perp: "Cuz you was chasin' me!"
 

iamwiz82

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<< Heh...another great line:

Cop: "Why were you running?"
Perp: "Cuz you was chasin' me!"
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LMAO!

 

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<< I can't help myself sometimes, seeing cops bust so much trash on TV. At least FOX is good for something:D >>



"Bad boys,Bad boys whattcha gonna do" !!!


LOL,I even have a cops coffee mug that my kids got me :D
 

Spamela

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i love watching (other) people get busted.

we've watched the show from the first season. when my son was 3 we got him a pair of toy handcuffs so he could bust me, which he did, roughly & frequently.
 

swayinOtis

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i've been watchin cops since the begging, sometime in the '80s!

one of my all time favs was when this muscle guy (white) was busted for drugs and he went apesh*t. they sent in the dogs and he was fighting them off, too. they eventually got him. he had bite marks all over him. that was real early on in cops. no silly dime bag drug busts, this was a huge bust and the guy went psycho. i remember just losing it on how wild it was. now it's kind of routine but back then it was a thrill to see.

then there was the naked black guy in philly who was jacked up on something. he was completely out of control, and he was not only nude but he was bleeding. they couldn't grad him. a real wild man. crazy.

the silly prostitution busts and petty drug busts are boring.
 

Hamburgerpimp

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My all time favorite was a buck naked guy in a BarberShop and the Cops were trying to wrestle him to the ground. He kept slipping away. (They had his groin area faded out on the TV Screen) They were wresting on the ground again. Then one of the Cops just grabbed his dick and he threw up his hands to surrender! I was truly laughing my MF ass off!!
 

Alienwho

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<< I was in jail about a week a year or so ago. I don't know why but the people in jail liked COPS more than most other shows. >>


On tonights episode it had a former prison guard go into the prison and he harassed the inmates a little and made fun of em and stuff, it was hilarious.
 

Tarobap

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"Grabbed his dick" . . . hahaha . . . LMAO ROTFF!!!

BScott881: Why were you in jail?
 

Thegonagle

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I love Cops. I do hate hate some of the reverse stings though where they only go after users instead of dealers. Seems kind of pointless to me.
 

Lounatik

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The big black dude was voted the No.1 all time fave bust. I think it was in Fox' web site. The dude was amped up on something and tried to break into this guys apartment upstairs from a barber shop.Cops get a call that a guy is nekkid and screaming at his door. Dude has a kid in the house and psycho tries to barge in. Bam! Dude gets shot in doorway as soon as cops and cameraman arrive.He comes flying down the stairs and the cops tackle him(or at least try)Now,he is naked,about 6'2 and sweating and also bleeding like a stuck pig from the gut shot he just received.Six cops are on this guy and he still gets up,hits the ground and gets up again! Dudes eyes were as big as silver dollars.Cops sliding all over his blood and sweat(and tears?) But the best thing was what the nut was saying over and over and over:Put it in the paper,thats right put it in the paper! Absolutely the best action scene from Cops ever!

Edit:To answer the original question,I watch Cops every night on Court TV and then on Saturdays at 8.


Peace




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<<

<< I can't help myself sometimes, seeing cops bust so much trash on TV. At least FOX is good for something:D >>

"Bad boys,Bad boys whattcha gonna do" !!! LOL,I even have a cops coffee mug that my kids got me :D
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that reminds me where did I keep my COPS TV coffee mug and teh Real TV coffee mug.. It might be on top of my computer.