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NBA: Eddie Griffin masturbates while drunk driving, crashes....hilarity ensues

Originally posted by: waggy
i see. a NBA star gets a ride home where anyone else gets a ride to jail.
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I think I would've rather gone to jail for the night then let the whole world know I was driving drunk and got into a car crash cause I was whacking off while driving.
 
Originally posted by: BigJ
Originally posted by: waggy
i see. a NBA star gets a ride home where anyone else gets a ride to jail.
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I think I would've rather gone to jail for the night then let the whole world know I was driving drunk and got into a car crash cause I was whacking off while driving.
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hahah that is true.

 
Originally posted by: notfred
If he offered to buy me any car I wanted, I'd have taken the car and not called the cops.
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honestly, i might have done the same. the store owner did have the video tapes, in case he didn't follow through.
 
Originally posted by: iamme
Originally posted by: notfred
If he offered to buy me any car I wanted, I'd have taken the car and not called the cops.
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honestly, i might have done the same. the store owner did have the video tapes, in case he didn't follow through.
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the problem with that is that you still have a totalled car you have to explain. eventually somebody is probably going to want to know how it happened.

edit: it says several people called 911, so the cops are going to want to know what happened. still amusing tho.
 
Originally posted by: senseamp
Is this where we all pretend we don't masturbate while driving? 😀
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uhh no.

i save it for when im at home and can download poern....err i mean i dont masturbate!
 
Sue him for the cost of a new Suburban, maybe some punitive damages or something too. If you're that fvcking stupid to have an accident 'cuz you're drunk while masturbating, you either need to go to jail or pay out the ass for it. 😉
 
the thing i don't get......why does he even say that he was jerking off while driving? he must have been totally wasted, but he sounded a least slightly coherent in the video.
 
Originally posted by: fisher
Originally posted by: iamme
Originally posted by: notfred
If he offered to buy me any car I wanted, I'd have taken the car and not called the cops.
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honestly, i might have done the same. the store owner did have the video tapes, in case he didn't follow through.
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the problem with that is that you still have a totalled car you have to explain. eventually somebody is probably going to want to know how it happened.

edit: it says several people called 911, so the cops are going to want to know what happened. still amusing tho.
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Yea, but Griffin could have also jus disappeared the next day and never bought the car. Is that illegal though to take the car? I think the store owner did it the correct way, although I would have loved to take a brand new car myself. I would have haggled for a Rollys Royce Phantom (How much is jail time worth to my man Eddie?! 😛) He says "not a bentley" in the video...I'd have said "You make millions of dollars. Rolls Royce, please, thank you come again"
 
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