NBA: Eddie Griffin masturbates while drunk driving, crashes....hilarity ensues

[iamme]

http://cbs4.com/national/topstories_story_180174619.html

first of all, thank goodness no one got hurt.

second of all, :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

the video is unbelieveable...

 

[eits]

those cops are douches....

 

[theMan]

hahahaha

 

[waggy]

i see. a NBA star gets a ride home where anyone else gets a ride to jail.

 

[Trogdor91]

He told me that he was masturbating himself going down the street.

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: waggy
i see. a NBA star gets a ride home where anyone else gets a ride to jail.

I think I would've rather gone to jail for the night then let the whole world know I was driving drunk and got into a car crash cause I was whacking off while driving.

 

[JonnyStarks]

Haha...

"any car you want... not a Bentley"

 

[imported_LoKe]

I would have taken the hummer.

 

[iwantanewcomputer]

nba star in a nice car can't even pick up a skanky chick to do it for him?

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: waggy
i see. a NBA star gets a ride home where anyone else gets a ride to jail.

I think I would've rather gone to jail for the night then let the whole world know I was driving drunk and got into a car crash cause I was whacking off while driving.

hahah that is true.

 

[notfred]

If he offered to buy me any car I wanted, I'd have taken the car and not called the cops.

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: notfred
If he offered to buy me any car I wanted, I'd have taken the car and not called the cops.

honestly, i might have done the same. the store owner did have the video tapes, in case he didn't follow through.

 

[moshquerade]

that's messed up any way you want to look at it.

 

[ballmode]

wow i would have taken the car

 

[erikistired]

Originally posted by: iamme

Originally posted by: notfred
If he offered to buy me any car I wanted, I'd have taken the car and not called the cops.

honestly, i might have done the same. the store owner did have the video tapes, in case he didn't follow through.

the problem with that is that you still have a totalled car you have to explain. eventually somebody is probably going to want to know how it happened.

edit: it says several people called 911, so the cops are going to want to know what happened. still amusing tho.

 

[PricklyPete]

that's fantastic...

 

[theeedude]

Is this where we all pretend we don't masturbate while driving?

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: ballmode
wow i would have given him a hand job for a car

what's that you say?

 

[neegotiator]

hahaha wow good thing we got him outta houston when we could

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: senseamp
Is this where we all pretend we don't masturbate while driving?

uhh no.

i save it for when im at home and can download poern....err i mean i dont masturbate!

 

[fbrdphreak]

Sue him for the cost of a new Suburban, maybe some punitive damages or something too. If you're that fvcking stupid to have an accident 'cuz you're drunk while masturbating, you either need to go to jail or pay out the ass for it.

 

[SP33Demon]

That is just hilarious!

 

[ruffilb]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
that's messed up any way you want to look at it.

Basically.

Man, can't he wait until he gets home?

 

[iamme]

the thing i don't get......why does he even say that he was jerking off while driving? he must have been totally wasted, but he sounded a least slightly coherent in the video.

 

[Josh]

Originally posted by: fisher

Originally posted by: iamme

Originally posted by: notfred
If he offered to buy me any car I wanted, I'd have taken the car and not called the cops.

honestly, i might have done the same. the store owner did have the video tapes, in case he didn't follow through.

the problem with that is that you still have a totalled car you have to explain. eventually somebody is probably going to want to know how it happened.

edit: it says several people called 911, so the cops are going to want to know what happened. still amusing tho.

Yea, but Griffin could have also jus disappeared the next day and never bought the car. Is that illegal though to take the car? I think the store owner did it the correct way, although I would have loved to take a brand new car myself. I would have haggled for a Rollys Royce Phantom (How much is jail time worth to my man Eddie?! ) He says "not a bentley" in the video...I'd have said "You make millions of dollars. Rolls Royce, please, thank you come again"