Nazis and Coronavirus

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sandorski

No Lifer
Oct 10, 1999
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When the Deer of the World rise up and start overwhelming Healthcare systems potentially killing Millions upon Millions, then I'll be alarmed.
 

Juiblex

Banned
Sep 26, 2016
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Nazis and Racism was last decade's boogeyman.

This decades boogeyman are viruses.

I suppose they had to bridge the gap.
 
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MtnMan

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Jul 27, 2004
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I never go out unarmed. I have done so for a decade, and I have the legal right to use lethal force against anyone that threatens my life, and I will.
 

Atreus21

Lifer
Aug 21, 2007
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why defend nazis? are you one?

Yes I'm secretly a nazi. Don't tell my wife though. I'm covertly trying to dilute the stock of mongrel races by injecting them with the superior genetic prowess of the master race.
 

dawp

Lifer
Jul 2, 2005
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Yes I'm secretly a nazi. Don't tell my wife though. I'm covertly trying to dilute the stock of mongrel races by injecting them with the superior genetic prowess of the master race.
why defend nazis?
 

MtnMan

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Jul 27, 2004
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This shit again....we get you are a self-proclaimed bad ass, OK?
I'm sorry guns scare you. It's not bad ass, no one knows I'm carrying, but if threatened they will. What is your self-defense plan, wet yourself?
 
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Paratus

Lifer
Jun 4, 2004
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I never go out unarmed. I have done so for a decade, and I have the legal right to use lethal force against anyone that threatens my life, and I will.
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Don’t worry though we know you’re a crack shot and won’t hit a bystander and the cops will always recognize you as the “good” guy with a gun.
 
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MtnMan

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Don’t worry though we know you’re a crack shot and won’t hit a bystander and the cops will always recognize you as the “good” guy with a gun.
So wet yourself is your plan also... good luck
 

Greenman

Lifer
Oct 15, 1999
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Yes I'm secretly a nazi. Don't tell my wife though. I'm covertly trying to dilute the stock of mongrel races by injecting them with the superior genetic prowess of the master race.
Those mongrels make pretty good wives, I married one myself. Teach her the secret handshake and it will avoid those awkward moments at the monthly meetings.
 
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Viper1j

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I'll just park this here..


FLORIDA MAN ARRESTED AFTER ALLEGEDLY SPRAYING SUBSTANCE ON BUSINESS DOORS, TELLING PATRONS THEY WERE NOW INFECTED WITH CORONAVIRUS

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Florida man was arrested over the weekend after allegedly spraying a substance on a business's doors and telling customers that it contained COVID-19.

David Randolph White, 50, was detained on Sunday by deputies from the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office (JSO) after being identified during an investigation conducted alongside the FBI's Joint Terrorism Task Force. The arrest was confirmed by inmate records filed by the region's Department of Corrections.

Officers were dispatched to a local business just before noon after receiving a call about an "intentional COVID-19 contamination incident," JSO said.

At the scene, witnesses said the man had approached the store holding a container that was labeled "COVID-19," the infectious disease caused by a novel coronavirus.

According to witnesses, the suspect sprayed the unknown substance "on and around" the entrance doors before telling employees and patrons in the area that "they were now infected with COVID-19," the JSO said on Facebook, also posting the suspect's mugshot.

Authorities said White was "identified early on" and quickly apprehended for questioning. He was arrested on the charge of "manufacturing, possession, sale, delivery, display, use, or attempted or threatened use of a weapon of mass destruction or hoax weapon of mass destruction."

The local business that was allegedly targeted by the suspect, not identified by the sheriff's office by name, took precautionary measures and the affected area was swiftly cleaned and sanitized.

The charge is a first-degree felony that is punishable by a 30-year prison sentence and/or a fine that does not exceed $10,000-$15,000.

U.S. law enforcement is taking a strict approach to crimes related to the COVID-19 pandemic, which has now resulted in at least 143,000 confirmed cases in the country, tracking data suggests.

U.S. Deputy Attorney General, Jeffrey Rosen wrote in a memo dated March 24 that criminal activity exploiting the outbreak or targeting the public could be met with terrorism-related charges.

Rosen wrote in the letter (via Politico): "Because coronavirus appears to be the statutory definition of a 'biological agent'... such acts potentially could implicate the nation's terrorism-related statutes. Threats or attempts to use COVID-19 as a weapon against Americans will not be tolerated."

Last week, a California man was arrested by the FBI after posting Instagram videos claiming he had developed a cure for novel coronavirus patients. Keith Middlebrook, 53, allegedly solicited financial investments for a company that he claimed was creating and selling the bogus medicine.

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) says there is no vaccine to prevent COVID-19. The FTC stresses there are currently no "pills, potions, lotions, lozenges, or other prescription or over-the-counter products available to treat or cure" the infectious respiratory illness.

Anyone with more information about the Jacksonville incident or the suspect has been asked to contact the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office at 904-630-0500 or email JSOCrimeTips@jaxsheriff.org.
 

thilanliyan

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Jun 21, 2005
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That guy totally looks like he'd have the know-how to isolate and weaponize the virus. Face tattoos are the calling card of emeritus professors right? :D
 
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pmv

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May 30, 2008
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I'll just park this here..


FLORIDA MAN ARRESTED AFTER ALLEGEDLY SPRAYING SUBSTANCE ON BUSINESS DOORS, TELLING PATRONS THEY WERE NOW INFECTED WITH CORONAVIRUS

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Florida man was arrested over the weekend after allegedly spraying a substance on a business's doors and telling customers that it contained COVID-19.

David Randolph White, 50, was detained on Sunday by deputies from the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office (JSO) after being identified during an investigation conducted alongside the FBI's Joint Terrorism Task Force. The arrest was confirmed by inmate records filed by the region's Department of Corrections.

Officers were dispatched to a local business just before noon after receiving a call about an "intentional COVID-19 contamination incident," JSO said.

At the scene, witnesses said the man had approached the store holding a container that was labeled "COVID-19," the infectious disease caused by a novel coronavirus.

According to witnesses, the suspect sprayed the unknown substance "on and around" the entrance doors before telling employees and patrons in the area that "they were now infected with COVID-19," the JSO said on Facebook, also posting the suspect's mugshot.

Authorities said White was "identified early on" and quickly apprehended for questioning. He was arrested on the charge of "manufacturing, possession, sale, delivery, display, use, or attempted or threatened use of a weapon of mass destruction or hoax weapon of mass destruction."

The local business that was allegedly targeted by the suspect, not identified by the sheriff's office by name, took precautionary measures and the affected area was swiftly cleaned and sanitized.

The charge is a first-degree felony that is punishable by a 30-year prison sentence and/or a fine that does not exceed $10,000-$15,000.

U.S. law enforcement is taking a strict approach to crimes related to the COVID-19 pandemic, which has now resulted in at least 143,000 confirmed cases in the country, tracking data suggests.

U.S. Deputy Attorney General, Jeffrey Rosen wrote in a memo dated March 24 that criminal activity exploiting the outbreak or targeting the public could be met with terrorism-related charges.

Rosen wrote in the letter (via Politico): "Because coronavirus appears to be the statutory definition of a 'biological agent'... such acts potentially could implicate the nation's terrorism-related statutes. Threats or attempts to use COVID-19 as a weapon against Americans will not be tolerated."

Last week, a California man was arrested by the FBI after posting Instagram videos claiming he had developed a cure for novel coronavirus patients. Keith Middlebrook, 53, allegedly solicited financial investments for a company that he claimed was creating and selling the bogus medicine.

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) says there is no vaccine to prevent COVID-19. The FTC stresses there are currently no "pills, potions, lotions, lozenges, or other prescription or over-the-counter products available to treat or cure" the infectious respiratory illness.

Anyone with more information about the Jacksonville incident or the suspect has been asked to contact the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office at 904-630-0500 or email JSOCrimeTips@jaxsheriff.org.


I notice they open with "Florida man was arrested..." rather than "A Florida man....".

Is that normal US 'journalise' then? But later in the article they refer to "a California man". How come California man merits the indefinite article but Florida man does not?

Makes it sound like when it comes to Florida, the entire state is basically just one idiot supervillain.