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Natalie Portman is a stripper.

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bockchow

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in her next movie.

saw this on Conan so i stopped buy to see the geeks and found no post. so i'll post it myself. in the movie Closer shes going to play a stripper, looks like a horrid movie but i thought some of you might be interested.
 
Natalie Portman is a classic beauty, but she doesn't have enough up top to be a stripper.

And did anyone notice how ratty her dress was? It was all frayed around the straps and you could see random fibers/strings just dangling about (long ones too). Guess she just threw whatever she had laying around on for Conan😉
 
Originally posted by: NFS4
Natalie Portman is a classic beauty, but she doesn't have enough up top to be a stripper.

And did anyone notice how ratty her dress was? It was all frayed around the straps and you could see random fibers/strings just dangling about (long ones too). Guess she just threw whatever she had laying around on for Conan😉
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I think she's into being a hippy right now. Which is fine by me as long as she doesn't adopt the hippy hygiene.
 
Originally posted by: NFS4
Natalie Portman is a classic beauty, but she doesn't have enough up top to be a stripper.

And did anyone notice how ratty her dress was? It was all frayed around the straps and you could see random fibers/strings just dangling about (long ones too). Guess she just threw whatever she had laying around on for Conan😉
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It doesn't take huge fake silicone inflated breasts to be a stripper or play one in a movie.
 
^ true. well I know for a fact JA won't be naked. I don't really care about Natalie Portman. 😉
 
Zach Braff, the star of Srubs, wrote and directed the movie. And judging from Scrubs's which I love to watch, I think this will be a hit. And I'll hit Natalie afterwards 😛
 
Originally posted by: Atomicus
Zach Braff, the star of Srubs, wrote and directed the movie. And judging from Scrubs's which I love to watch, I think this will be a hit. And I'll hit Natalie afterwards 😛
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i thought he wrote and directed Garden State with Natalie Portman. He got her in another one of his movies too?!
 
Originally posted by: Aharami
Originally posted by: Atomicus
Zach Braff, the star of Srubs, wrote and directed the movie. And judging from Scrubs's which I love to watch, I think this will be a hit. And I'll hit Natalie afterwards 😛
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i thought he wrote and directed Garden State with Natalie Portman. He got her in another one of his movies too?!
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no no no, I'm talking about Garden State! If he did get her in another movie...I'll kill him 🙁
 
Originally posted by: Kenazo
Didn't Portman vow to never be naked in a movie? I wonder how she'll play a stripper w/o being naked.
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i've seen the outfit it's like a 50's showgirl thing. she probably just prances around for a little while and thats it.
 
Originally posted by: ndee
she surely does look like Keira Knightley.
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That's why keira knightley played the fake queen in starwars 1. When they were younger, they looked even more alike, I think I read somewhere that even their mothers had a hard time telling them apart
 
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