Napoleon Dynamite Quotes

BigDonJohnson · Mar 12, 2005

Someone linked it but I cant remember where it was

Triumph · Mar 12, 2005

Your mom goes to college.

BigDonJohnson · Mar 12, 2005

I spent last summer at my uncle's hunting wolverines.

Baked · Mar 12, 2005

Pedro offers you his protection.

Wallydraigle · Mar 12, 2005

You see that little one over there?
He is nipple number five. A good dairy cow should have like four.

Jfrag Teh Foul · Mar 12, 2005

Originally posted by: Baked
Pedro offers you protection.

Winnar!

Schneider879 · Mar 12, 2005

Napoleon Dynamite sucked.

jk.

no but seriously it sucked.

SofaKing · Mar 12, 2005

Originally posted by: Schneider879
Napoleon Dynamite sucked.

jk.

no but seriously it sucked.

wrong.

cjgallen · Mar 12, 2005

Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day.

Beau · Mar 12, 2005

http://www2.foxsearchlight.com/napoleondynamite/

Kalvin00 · Mar 12, 2005

She hasn't even sent me a full body shot yet..

BRObedoza · Mar 12, 2005

imdb quotes?

but i'm pretty sure this thread is going to have all of them in a few hours

Mo0o · Mar 12, 2005

Google it?

aplefka · Mar 12, 2005

Funny that it took x number of quotes til you got the site

And the majority of this thread is and will continue to remain quotes. So here's my contribution:

"Build her a cake or something."

BRObedoza · Mar 12, 2005

Grab my arm...

the other arm...

MY OTHER ARM...

aplefka · Mar 12, 2005

Originally posted by: sleepmachine
Grab my arm...

the other arm...

MY OTHER ARM...

Hahaha that part made me laugh so hard.

TwiceOver · Mar 12, 2005

Besides this movie, I can't think of another one that I didn't laugh during at least once.

Slacker · Mar 12, 2005

vote for me and all your wildest dreams will come true.

Napoleon Dynamite soundboard.

Triumph · Mar 13, 2005

Do you think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the head while I'm wearing these bad boys? FORGET ABOUT IT!

bootymac · Mar 13, 2005

Can you bring me my chap stick?

Kibbo · Mar 13, 2005

Originally posted by: TwiceOver
Besides this movie, I can't think of another one that I didn't laugh during at least once.

Go back to watching Naked Gun.

"It's funny when the sick black man gets hurt, hyuck, hyuck."

Demo24 · Mar 13, 2005

Originally posted by: Triumph
Do you think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the head while I'm wearing these bad boys? FORGET ABOUT IT!

that was great!

Adica · Mar 13, 2005

I'll do whatever I fee like doing...GOSH!

ThePresence · Mar 13, 2005

Demo24 · Mar 13, 2005

Originally posted by: ThePresence
LOL

I know someone who wore that :Q

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