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I demand kids wear helmets at all times. One never knows when they will trip and fall. If a child of mine trips on undone shoelaces and falls and hurts their head, I would never forgive myself. Wait... I demand all kids wear velcro shoes so they can not get tripped up on the shoelaces. Wait, I demand all kids wear pillows on their knees because I do not want their knees scuffed. Wait, I demand all blacktops and cement to be replaced by rubber mats.
Sorry guys, as a kid I tried to fly on my bicycle. When I was a kid I jumped a fence and impaled my knee on a tomato stake, yep scar to this day. When I was a kid I waited until my parents went to work then I took my sled up an ice covered hill and went mach 2 straight into a chainlinked fence. I tried clawing at the ice to stop but that failed. I bounced off the chainlinked fence and I have the scars to prove that one too. I still have the scars to show how stupid I was. My parents were not negligible for not knowing how idiotic I was as a kid. Nor should I require society try to predict how to stop the idiocy from happening.
[edit]damn homonyms[/edit]
Sorry guys, as a kid I tried to fly on my bicycle. When I was a kid I jumped a fence and impaled my knee on a tomato stake, yep scar to this day. When I was a kid I waited until my parents went to work then I took my sled up an ice covered hill and went mach 2 straight into a chainlinked fence. I tried clawing at the ice to stop but that failed. I bounced off the chainlinked fence and I have the scars to prove that one too. I still have the scars to show how stupid I was. My parents were not negligible for not knowing how idiotic I was as a kid. Nor should I require society try to predict how to stop the idiocy from happening.
[edit]damn homonyms[/edit]