Goosemaster
Lifer
A gorgeous woman is invited to a party. She was quite nervous, being the most beautiful woman there, and to calm herself, she kept repeating advice that her mother had given her:
"Don't worry honey, keeping men away is easy," her mother had told her."When a young man approaches you and wants something more if you know what I mean, simply ask him: 'So what do you want to call our baby?' You'll instantly scare him away."
So with this advice, the woman proceeded to have a good time at the party with the other women until a young man began badgering her and grabing her.
"So what do you want to name our baby?" she asked the young man. He qucikly made some excuse and left running.
Soon after, the same thing happened again. A young man made his move and she casusally asked him: "So what do you want to name our baby?" In a rush, the man darted out of the room.
After a hour, a handsome young man approached her and offered to take her for a walk and she accepted. Once in a nearby park, the man began kissing and grabbing her feverishly and the young woman calmly said:
"So what do you want to name our baby?"
The man continued and began to disrobe her.
"So what do you want to name our baby?" the woman asked, now with a hint of nervousness in her voice.
The man continued and the couple made love for hours.
Once they had finished, the man pulled off his now-used condom in plain sight, tied a variety of knots in it and exclaimed:
"Heh, if the little bastard managed to make it out of this make sure to name him MacGyver for me tuts."
"Don't worry honey, keeping men away is easy," her mother had told her."When a young man approaches you and wants something more if you know what I mean, simply ask him: 'So what do you want to call our baby?' You'll instantly scare him away."
So with this advice, the woman proceeded to have a good time at the party with the other women until a young man began badgering her and grabing her.
"So what do you want to name our baby?" she asked the young man. He qucikly made some excuse and left running.
Soon after, the same thing happened again. A young man made his move and she casusally asked him: "So what do you want to name our baby?" In a rush, the man darted out of the room.
After a hour, a handsome young man approached her and offered to take her for a walk and she accepted. Once in a nearby park, the man began kissing and grabbing her feverishly and the young woman calmly said:
"So what do you want to name our baby?"
The man continued and began to disrobe her.
"So what do you want to name our baby?" the woman asked, now with a hint of nervousness in her voice.
The man continued and the couple made love for hours.
Once they had finished, the man pulled off his now-used condom in plain sight, tied a variety of knots in it and exclaimed:
"Heh, if the little bastard managed to make it out of this make sure to name him MacGyver for me tuts."
