Naming a "green" product

[pontifex]

If you were going to name a product that was supposed to be "green", "eco-friendly", etc, what would you name it?

This is for work. I can win some money if they choose the name I come up with.

Unfortunately I can't really give you much more info than this.

 

[Chronoshock]

Can you tell us what its used for? Big difference between naming an eco friendly food vs a car. Is it bigger than a bread box?

 

[axelfox]

Little Lisa's Slurry.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Chronoshock
Can you tell us what its used for? Big difference between naming an eco friendly food vs a car. Is it bigger than a bread box?

It's sort of a household appliance. It's prbably about he size of a washing machine, maybe not as wide or deep though.

 

[EarthwormJim]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Chronoshock
Can you tell us what its used for? Big difference between naming an eco friendly food vs a car. Is it bigger than a bread box?

It's sort of a household appliance. It's prbably about he size of a washing machine, maybe not as wide or deep though.

Is it a trash compactor?

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: EarthwormJim

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Chronoshock
Can you tell us what its used for? Big difference between naming an eco friendly food vs a car. Is it bigger than a bread box?

It's sort of a household appliance. It's prbably about he size of a washing machine, maybe not as wide or deep though.

Is it a trash compactor?

i'm not going to say what it is for several reasons. i know that really isn't helpful for coming up with a name, but i can't do it.

 

[FoBoT]

just add "organic hippy crap" to the beginning


so for cucumbers, "organic hippy cucumbers"

then you can turn them into "organic hippy pickles"

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Pure4Sure

C'mon man, you're being really vague here.

 

[pontifex]

or how about coming up with some sort of like god, or deity, or some kind of mythical creature that protects the Earth, the environment, woodlands, etc? Something like dryad.


or just throw out a bunch fo eco-friendly words.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
Pure4Sure

C'mon man, you're being really vague here.

I know. I'd like to tell you guys what it is because that would probably make it a lot easier, but I really can't.

 

[warmodder]

Originally posted by: pontifex
or how about coming up with some sort of like god, or deity, or some kind of mythical creature that protects the Earth, the environment, woodlands, etc?


or just throw out a bunch fo eco-friendly words.

Like Zeus?

 

[BeauJangles]

So you've got a thing that's the size of a washing machine.

We don't know what it does, but you want a name for it?

How about Lean Green Unknown Bunny-Eating Machine?

 

[Pepsi90919]

fake plastic trees

 

[moshquerade]

BOG (Big On Green)

GreenEZ

GreenZORED

Conservamatic

Greenamatic

 

[loup garou]

100% Organic Bathroom Monkey

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: BlinderBomber
So you've got a thing that's the size of a washing machine.

We don't know what it does, but you want a name for it?

How about Lean Green Unknown Bunny-Eating Machine?

you can name it anything. it doesn't have to even have anything to do with the product itself. one of the selling points is that its "green", "eco-friendly".

I mean, look at the names of cars - Taurus, Malibu, Ion, Jetta, etc.

 

[illusion88]

ecotesticle
greenballs "better than blue ones!"
manberries
...

 

[waffleironhead]

ECOwned!

 

[Anubis]

waste of money

 

[Canai]

Originally posted by: illusion88
ecotesticle
greenballs "better than blue ones!"
manberries
...

:thumbsup:

 

[waffleironhead]

the terra reparra!

 

[fuzzybabybunny]

Originally posted by: BlinderBomber
So you've got a thing that's the size of a washing machine.

We don't know what it does, but you want a name for it?

How about Lean Green Unknown Bunny-Eating Machine?

Wahhhh!!!!

 

[torpid]

Hemperor
Sam Stainable
Fairoh
Envirobot
Aironeous
Forrest Gunk (if it's a trasn compactor or garbage disposal)

 

[KeithTalent]

Soylent Green
Big Eartha
TOOFSPII (The Ocean is Our Friend so Stop Pissing In It)
The Greeny Train
Aerobic Answer
Clean Green Machine

KT

 

[Maximilian]

Ecopliance